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Monday, March 29

I just discovered an awesome word.

Defenestration.

the act of throwing someone or something out a window.

I know you're thinking, "what a useless word. I'm gonna stop reading this blog."

NO. What you're going to do, is realize that someday, when a bird gets stuck in your house, and you call pest control (or whoever deals with this sort of thing, other than your dad), you can just tell them to defenestrate it. And then you're going to keep reading this blog, because you now know that it can help you through crisis situations like these. And then you're going to say, "Kristin, teach me more words you learned from fanfiction!" Well, maybe not. That's a little creepy. Anyway, the point is, remember this word, and this post. And share it with your friends. Then the whole world will be happy. Especially me and Rianna because everyone in the world will be reading our blog. But that's not the point. I'm gonna stop typing now.

But really. Remember the word.

Kris.

1 people were awesome enough to comment.:

Rian said...

I'm basking in the glory of the word, "defenestration". tomorrow, I will find some reason to use it in a sentence. Such as, "I figured out that I could not do my chemistry homework, because it is hard, so I defenestrated it."
Oh, yes.
KRISTIN, TEACH ME MORE WORDS FROM FANFICTION! And I will go and share this blog with the world, now. because, you know, i don't try to already.
Btw... WHAT TIME IS IT!?