The Bearer of Bad News

Face it- no matter how many times you practice, you'd never be able to both catch and throw that paper without looking. and then somehow manage to hit the person in the face, too? Forget it. Sorry if I totally just destroyed someone's dreams :(
But, that's what I'm here for. No, not shooting people down, but for stating the ugly truths about things. For example: Yes, there are bugs. No, they're not going anywhere. So sorry, but you have to deal with them. No matter how many you squish... there are so many more out there. :)
Anyway, I wish a Happy Mother's Day to all mothers, grandmothers, great grandmothers, great great grandmothers, great great great grandmothers, soon-to-be-mothers, and... moms.
Rian