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Monday, October 13

stupid abilities.

Since I'm extremely boredical, I'm going to write a random short story for you people who want to read something I've written. This is impromptu, by the way. 


Note to self: Don't read while walking.
I sat up in the muddy puddle, wondering how this day could get any worse.  My book could have fallen in the puddle and lost my page.
Oh wait- that did happen.
In the distance, I could hear the bell ringing. Of course, I was still halfway down the street. Ms. Roberts is gonna kill me if I'm late again.
I stood up and started running, hoping I didn't look too bad.
"Starr, take your seat please. I'd like to begin class."
I sat behind Jane, my best and only friend, ignoring the whispered comments.
While Ms. Roberts attempted to teach us Algebra II, I attempted to dry off. 
This whole week had been bad, starting with me having to do an impromptu speech in physics, and, hopefully, ending with falling in a muddy puddle.
Ms. Roberts stopped talking as the principal started the announcements.
"And remember kids, today is picture day. Freshmen first period, sophomores third..."
I groaned and banged my head on the desk. "Why? Why, why, why?!"
"Starr, do you have something you'd like to share with the class?"
"No, not necessarily. Unless you'd all like to hear about the worst week ever lived on earth."

That was interesting...it's now ongoing...curse my long story writing abilities. Oh well, check back occasionally. It's gonna be short, since I still have NaNo and K&A. I'll update as much as possible. What have I gotten myself into?
Kris.
It is fun to write though... :)

for those interested... (this is a cbox post.)

the fang/charlie the unicorn thing is under the blog titled 'i am happyful'. check it! ok. later on i will post that one game (the bird smasher whatever game) cuz in truth, i DID find it, i just didn't KNOW that i found it. yeah. so i'll put that up later. tis hilarious.

i know. i'm not being traditional with the colors, and the HELLO DONUT!! and the long ending that i don't feel like typing right now, but u know what!? i'm too busy too. i know that's not much of an excuse, but i am. i'm in the middle of typing a very important essay that i wana (that's not a typo, it was spelled like that on the student council board, remember?) get halfway done by like, 5. so then i can go get a foreign book. and then do other trivial homework that i really don't feel (ugh. i keep typing fell) like doing but obviously have to to prove to people (wow. lots of tos.) that i'm smart. cuz i'm not all that much, even though people tell me i am. oh well. i know i'm smart ISH, but not like, GENIUS smart. wOw. i'd actually hate that. ANYWHOO!!!!! yeah. ok. i didn't realize that i was all tensed up and everything while typing this, so i relaxed. BACK TO THE ESSAY! lotio this was just an fyi. didn't mean to make it this long. ugh RAMBLING!!! like nudge my BUDDY!!!!!!! lotio. keep in mind, TOAST IS AWESOMENESS!!! (Patch told me to tell you that- must obey my mentor, ya know?) WORKING I PROMISE NOW!!!!!!! lotio. or am i laughing! UGH NO MORE RAMBLING!!!!!! *woah. argument with myself here... yeah. i'll stop now for real. (gosh, people must think i'm crazy. normally i do this on the cbox. ugh.)

wOw.

Hello Donut.
I'm scared. Why? Because I think this person is insane. i really don't suggest watching the video- the lyrix themselves are enough to weird you out. Just pause the video (unless you think you can take the weirdness and watch it too) click (more info) under his profile name thingy and read. it's weird. well, OBVIOUSLY!!! sry. also, i've had this song stuck in my head all day. blah. ugh. now i have an essay to START. along with various other trivial tasks. did that sound smart? sry. i don't MEAN to sound like a nerd, but i guess there's no keeping my inner nerd inside. why? because i say words like hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia and honorificabilitudinitatibus. And pronounce them correctly. yeah. without stuttering either. Just in case u didn't know, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a fear of long words, and can be abbreviated to sesquippedaliophobia. honorificabilitudinitatibus means honorableness. yeah. NERD! speaking of which, here. let me get my commercial announcer voice going...

ARE YOU a nerd? Do you want to be in a group with OTHER nerds? Click HERE. but only if you watch Chuck. and know what the nerd herd is. you can't unless you know. Here: Answer the following question. (comment)

ARE YOU GOING TO THE TOGA PARTY?

lotio comment if you do! and if so, CLICK THERE!!!!! up there! where it says Click HERE! lotio. BLAH! i'm gonna do it right now. then do my essay. and take a snack break. cuz i'm starving. yay!
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

We had 40 hits last Thursday! Yay! I just now checked it. I was going to talk about how twists make stories interesting...

Today in history, Rianna was reading my story and her reaction to one of the parts was: Noo!!! Please tell me you aren't going to do that!
Because I was going to split up the girl from her boyfriend because of her parents.
The thing about stories is that everything always turns out right in the end. 
And, as a writer, I know that I have to do this. Even if I don't want to do it, there are a few reasons why I do.
1. It keeps the reader interested
2. It can cause the reader to cry, which is good.
3. Not just because they're crying, but because they're showing emotion for your writing, which means it is good.
4. It's fun, at least for the writer. If you've never written a scene where characters fight or argue, you should try it. It's like therapy.
Good reasons, right?
An example of number one is when Fang left Max. No one in their right mind would stop reading there just because they didn't like it. They kept reading because they knew they were going to get back together in the end. Same with New Moon. 
It's common sense. 
Well, I have to write an essay and finish my english homework.
Listening to Five Minutes To Midnight,
Kris.
In reference to number four, it really is fun, even though it makes me feel evil. So awesometacular. Or awesometastic. Whichever you like.
Bye.

Sunday, October 12

I'm back....

This was a very weird and hilarious weekend. I'm going to sort this out number style. Get ready...

1. The reason we went out of town in the first place was so my dad could play in this golf tournament- and he won! First place= $5000.
2. I finally got over my confusion! yay!
3. I caught up on my sleep.
4. We almost RAN OVER a COW on the way home. We were just driving, and all of a sudden my dad screeches to a halt and there's a brown cow walking across the street. So weird.
5. We passed hilarious towns- Talty, Teaselville, and Berryville.
6. We saw a houseboat.
7. I accidentally said pancake instead of phone while we were doing random english homework in the car.
8. I tried Italian salad dressing for the first time- it was SO awesome...
9. A roadrunner visits my uncle's house everyday- it stands on the table outside.
10. I had THIRTY-SIX emails when I got back. I've only been gone a day!
11. Yes, we just now got back. And I still have homework.
12. We drove to Athens....Texas.
13. My brother and I were inspecting the princesses on my cousin's bed...We decided one of them was evil.
14. I get to go to Danielle's birthday party! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
15. I think that's everything. Though I could have sworn there was more.
16. Oh yeah! We randomly got pickles.
17. I thought I had lost my rings...but they were sitting right here. I actually just found them.
18. I still have to write a speech, so I should probably stop typing. Though I'm sure I could go on...
19. I love A weeks...Those are the weeks that start and end on A days...
20. Okay. Stopping now.

Well, that was my interesting short trip, and I'm going to finish my work so I can sleep. Though I did enough of that in the car. 
Kris.

Insanity Monthly, Issue 4

Hello Donut!!
Blah. I'm bored, and realized that i hadn't done an insanity post for this month. whoops. WHY DIDN'T YOU REMIND ME?! lotio, jk. So yeah. Because I forgot, that can only mean ONE THiNG. NOTHING INSANE HAS HAPPENED!!!!! AH!!!! i guess it's cuz everyone is waiting for Halloween to be crazy insane. Of course, we WILL do a Halloween post... OOH! i'll do mine after trick or treating (there is NO WAY ANYONE can be too old for that- it's awesome.) and tell you guys about random costumes i saw. yeah. ANYWAYS!, if you REALLY want insanity, just read the blog. no kidding. or you can talk to us on the cbox... sometimes we get bored. and end up being attacked by armies of flying pigs. or nondangerous weiner dogs. or we just start talking to ourselves. Actually, fine, that's mostly just me. but ya know what?! loti. ok. OR, you could listen to these songs! (yesh, i REALIZE that you people/aliens/creatures/dancers/whatever you are out there may have heard of these songs! and love them! tis O.K.! i like them too!!!! well, most of them anyway. you can listen to them anyway then!!!!!!!!)

Rock Lobster
Chop Suey (try singing along... tis VERY hard. unless of course you've sang it on expert in Rockband for the wii... yeah. didn't think so. :P let me know if you have though!((and got a score of 80 or above... =.=)))
Closing Time
Doesn't Remind Me (i like the guitar part... listen. tis cool. but the MUSIC VIDEO... wOw. talk about a whole nother story. lotio nother. weird word.)

And since I can't think of any more songs, i will end this part of the "blog magazine".
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!)
tZvR (RiAN!!)


End Part 1 of Insanity Monthly: Issue 4: 10:25 AM, October 12, 2008

OMC THIS PERSON IS INSANE WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, October 11

oh no. not again...

Hello Donut!!
Guess what I just found?!?!?! ANOTHER FANFIC THAT HAS FANG INSTEAD OF CHARLIE THE UNICORN TYPE THING!!!! AHH!!! so weird. click HERE if u wanna read it... instead of candy mountain this time, it's cookie mountain. And instead of iggy and nudge this time, it's max and angel. if you have NO idea what i'm talking about, go up to the little thingy in the top left corner that says search, type in charlie the unicorn or something along those lines, and find the past post about it. then read that one too. it's kinda weird. but tis hilarious!!! ok.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)
psst: i couldn't find it!!! kristin's post! on the fang & candy mountain thing!!! o well... i'm now determined to find it... and i like that and sign. & & & & & & & & & & & it's like... E t. ugh. that movie gave me random nightmares. cuz i watched it when i was like, 8, and ET looks scary cuz he's all wrinkly and stuff and has eyes that take up his whole head pretty much... not even kidding. i'm being random and rambling like nudge tonight, so ya know, this might be longer than i think a psst should be. oh well. DEMONSTRATING SELF CONTROL BY STOPPING NOW!!! maybe. ok. seriously. this psst is OVER!!! now. or now. UGH!

rainbow

Hello Donut!!
I'm bored. and have absolutely nothing to talk about. Writing doesn't help me like it helps Kris... if i stop writing, the story keeps going on and on in my mind, and then i get confused and stuff. As you can see, i'm bored right now. Actually, i'm SUPPOSED to be doing homework, but, you know, i realized i hadn't posted today cuz nothing interesting's happened... so far at least. I'll probably edit something in at the end of the day. Just cuz it would be impossible if a day went by where abosolutely NOTHING happened. that'd be the absolute worst day EVER!!!! sorry if u have a hard time reading this... i'm just trying to do rainbow colors and stuff. As you can HOPEFULLY see. If you can't, I'm just changing colors every line- pink, red, orange, yellow, green, turquoise, blue, indigo, purple. Every line. Because I'm just cool (and bored) like that! lotio. Ok. gotta end the rainbow to end the post. Gotta get to purple! so that means i have to write... five more lines. because i'm on yellow. I like listening to music. It's nice. because it helps me sort out my thoughts... except when i'm singing. Then it empties my mind of everything but the lyrix to the song. So i listen to it while i do homework. But when i get tired of homework, i sing. if i know what song is on. Yeah. Almost done with the rainbow! toldja it would be random!!! oops. i didn't leave room to write the look out for lemons thing... darn. Oh well, i'll just do it on turquoise and blue- two of my favorite colors. Not saying i don't like any of the other colors... ok. well, i hate pink and red, first off. but still. i like orange, yellow, green, indigo, and purple!! it's just that the turquoises and blues on this thing are totally awesome. and blue's my favorite color anyways. why? ok. my lucky number is five. so BLUE is the FIFTH color in the rainbow. and the FIFTH day of the week is friday- my favorite day of the week. that's why. ok. just fyi. Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)
sorry. just felt like finishing the rainbow!!! ok. all done now!!! >.<

hi.

This is really quick, because I'm getting ready to leave. I won't be here today and probably most of tomorrow, which means I will be up all night trying to finish my homework. But hopefully I can get alot written in the car.

Writing helps me alot, even, apparently, with confusion. I wrote about ten pages last night, and it helped me think. Not that I'm telling you about it. Well, gotta get ready to go. Rianna, you can text me, my dad changed the plan or whatever so i have more. Bye!
Kris.
...i felt like random colors, so deal with it.

oh yeah. Casey (K.C, whatever. They never show the peoples name so i jsut guessed on how to spell it.I'm going to keep saying Casey too...easier) is SO AWESOME! He's the awesomest new Degrassi character ever. Yay! Yay! Man, I don't want to wait until next friday...and he's probably not going to be in that episode. He'd better be...
Random edit.
Kris.

Friday, October 10

twilight movie

The newest trailer is out.

I don't like it. Everything is too dramatic. It sounds annoying. 
Kris.