I declare this day to be: HILARIOUS!!!

Hello Donut!!
yup yup!!! So here's how my Hilarious Day went:

1. Orchestra: Friend1 and i were laughing at Friend2 because according to F1, "If he were smart he would have been here by now." yeah.
2. I know this is kinda late, but in spanish, ito/ita/itos/itas at the end of pretty much any word means little. like, Perrito is little dog, or puppy. so, in spanish, Doritos are "little golden things", Tostitos are "little toasted things", Fritos are "little fried things", and Burritos are "little donkeys" (like baby donkeys!)
3. This is late too- Friend3 said he was going to tell Ms. Smith, and i thought he said Thomas Smith. so thomasmith. pronounced: tom-us-myth. yup.
4. TODAY! in biology, we watched this super hilarious video... i'm gonna see if i can find it somewhere. If i do, it'll come up. ANYWAYS, on it, they were talking about how if cells got too big, then they would explode or something, so this guy was blowing a balloon. it popped, and he looked so sad it was hilarious! and later on that same guy also told this girl to "expand her surface area" (he gave her a bowl of cereal). Then this other girl was being this announcer person, and she was WAY too serious about it- to the point that it was funny.
5. In Student Leadership(i still don't know the meaning of this class), we were talking about the learning process (sensory motors and stuff) and how little kids always scream and yell NO at people and say MINE all the time. the teacher was being hilarious (as usual) and Friend3 told this story about how his bunny died and his parents told him it ran away. then Friend4 turns to me and says, "that's what my parents told me when my fish died!" and i started laughing. because fish can now obviously run, and breathe out of water WHILE running.
6. Oh yeah- back to the bio movie thing, i think they had some inside joke with energy, because they were always saying "that takes energy" and "that uses energy" or something like that... it was weird. and they had random SCIENCE RULES! things in it that had nothing to do with the movie!
7. At lunch, i was laughing cuz i randomly remembered the balloon thing, and then laughed more when i remembered that i almost choked in bio because i was laughing so much.(btw, while laughing at lunch, i was eating chips.) Then, just as i settled down, i saw this guy's shirt- it was This color and it had a dog (This color) roasting a marshmallow on a stick, and at the bottom it said, "Life is good." HOW?! it makes no sense! so i started laughing more, and when i calmed down from THAT i saw this random girl randomly wearing cat ears. so i was laughing again.
8. Back to student leadership- we started telling stories about "thumper" which we say (idk why!) when we talk about rabbits.
9. In spanish, we really didn't do anything.
10. OH YEAH! i forgot- in orchestra, Friend5 was playing random things on his phone- ice cream truck songs, donald duck, some christmas song... stuff like that. it was hilarious.
11. PEP RALLY! we freshmen only have one, so it was good. this teacher had to kiss a dead fish, but no one saw it, and we were sad. The band was hilarious- Friend6 was dancing hilariously during a rest, and Stranger1 was being a "headbanger sax player". Also, this one cheerleader forgot the words to one cheer, so she said, "And that's the... (making hilarious UHHH... face here) Battle cry!!!" yeah. it was weird.
12. on the bus, we were having another randomly on topic conversation. we always do that on the bus- but there were only like, 9 people riding. no kidding.

And that was my oh so wonderfully hilarious day. yupyup. don't forget to smile!!! and i'll look for the video!!! promise!!!!

Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)

tZvR (RIAN!! is wondering why it's double spacing again... it's already long enough!!)

tis the third. oh well

THESE SITES ARE AWESOME. yeah, they might just be google sites, but they're AWESOME google sites. there's a difference. check em out!

Today was a day for weird conversations.

Hello Donut!!
I had SO many WEIRD conversations it's not even funny. Here's one:

Friend1(talking to Friend2): How would you feel if China was communist?!
[insert laughter here]
Friend2: It is communist!!!
[insert more laughter- mostly from me]

yeah. Then friend1 goes and says:

"When was China started?"

and we laughed some more. OOH! read this (at the end, i'll tell you what it's supposed to be):

UCM Puppies
MNO Puppies
OSAR
OIC
UCMPN

lotio. it's hilarious. some random guy gave me this one too:

MR Ducks
MR Not
OSAR
CM Wings
OIC
MR Ducks


yeah. THEN! on the bus, i was bored, so i started talking to Friend3:

Me: Sooo...
F3: yeah.
Me: i like ice cream.
F3: that's awesome!
Me: i know, it's like, my favorite kind of food besides snickerdoodle cookies!
F3: cool.
Me: what's your favorite kind of ice cream?
F3: ... [thinking]... i don't know.
Me: yeah. I really don't care- as long as it has no nuts or caramel, and has some kind of chocolate in there, i'm good.
F3: [nods]

... later...

Me: what's your favorite song?
F3: [thinking] i don't know.
Me: Is it good?
F3: I don't know.
Me: i know what the title is, i'm asking if it's good!
F3: yeah.
Me: wouldn't it be weird if there was actually a song called I don't know?
F3: yeah.
Me: we should look it up.
F3: where?
Me: i don't know- youtube?
F3: no, cuz then you'll get random videos and stuff.
Me: right. we should google it.
F3: ...
Me: that'd be weird. i wonder what you'd get if you googled I don't know. KNOWLEDGE.com. hehe.
F3: haha.
Me: i did that one time. i was gonna check my email, and i was distracted, so i typed in email.com.
F3: that's weird.
Me: i know.
F4: what are you guys talking about?
Me: [burst out laughing]
F3: Nothing.
Me: [laughing harder]
F4: no!! tell me!!!
F3: ...
Me: [laughing too hard to talk, much less do ANYTHING but laugh]
F4: tell me!!! rianna!!!
Me: [tries too talk, but comes out as a barely recognizable (sp?) mass of jumbled syllables]

yeah. it was weird. and this is REALLY long. so i'm gonna stop now.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)
psst: oops. i forgot. the first one is like this, only in letter form:

you seem them puppies?
they ain't no puppies.
oh yes they are!
oh, i see.
you see 'em peein'?
(thankz grandpa ((he told me that)))

'em are ducks.
'em are NOT!
oh yes they are! see 'em wings?
oh, i see. 'em are ducks!

yupyup. try looking up i don't know song!!! tell me what you find!! (cuz i know i'm looking it up...)

some stuff

Today was interesting. It rained, which sucked, mostly because I left my jacket at home. So I got wet. There is some good news though. It's Wednesday, which means the week's almost over! And in journalism, our teacher wasn't there, so we didn't have to do anything. I got a whole hour and a half to write. TEN PAGES! And the best thing is that I don't have any homework other than my biology essay, in which I just have to write the conclusion (200 more words), and draw a picture.

We're also getting new carpet. Not that it matters to you.

Don't you hate it when people just pop up behind you?! It's crazy. This one guy did that today in third period. 

I'll post my story later, after I finish the biology. Umm...yeah. For some reason, I really want some hot chocolate.

Oh yeah! This kid in my speech class said that he wanted to go to Japan because of the vending machines. And one girls said that she wanted to go to Forks, Washington, the setting of Twilight. It was kind of weird.

Going to do something unproductive- at least until 3:40. That's my limit. 

Listening to The Last Song by all American Rejects,

Kris.

What's up with all the long band names?!

Because I was boring last night

Hello Donut!!
I won't be this morning. It's early, and i'm about to start getting to school, but i just thought I should tell you some things that just happened because i was boring yesterday. or last night. whatever. so here's what happened. I was sitting at the table eating a GINORMOUS (not exaggerating) and was thinking about growing teeth. i know. i think of random things at random times. get over it! when all of a sudden i hear in my head, "Oh I don't think you trust... In... My..." and i'm all ARG CHOP SUEY AGAIN!!!!! but this time, instead of only hearing the words OVER and OVER again, i actually get MUSIC this time! UGH! i want that song GONE out of my head. and randomly, in my mind's eye, i saw a piece of paper, and it had like, questionnaire questions or something on it, but one part was bolded and highlighted, and it turned purple and said, "Do you speak dogleck?" yeah, idk what dogleck is. maybe it's- well, actually, it probably IS the language that dogs speak... but not officially. That should be official! cuz it's pronounced like dog-lick, and yeah. haha. ok. off to school now. TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER!!!!!
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

OmG.

If you haven't read the comic Pearls Before Swine, you should. It's totally hilarious. My brother bought one of the books, and we were laughing so hard! There are some super funny ones in there, mainly the mavericks/lakers one, and the "opening statement". 

Well, my mom is randomly playing guitar hero, and I'm going to continue with installment 2 of my story! It will always be this color blue, unless something totally crazy happens, so if you see blue in the midst of black and white, read!

"Actually, I wouldn't mind listening to that," a kid said from the back of the room. "As long as we don't have to work."

Ms. Roberts smiled encouragingly and I shrugged, walking up to the front of the room.

The class reacted perfectly as I told my story. I added just the right amount of humor, making the story seem less serious. After I finished, Ms. Roberts called me up to her desk.

"Starr, you're a great storyteller. I don't think I've ever heard someone retell something like that."

"Oh, um...Thanks." I really wasn't expecting her to say that. 

"Would you like to join the impromptu speaking team?"

"No!" I shouted, making the rest of the class glance up. I continued in a softer voice. "I mean, I'm not a good speaker. I get super nervous in front of people."

"You didn't seem to be nervous today."

I thought back, remembering how I had laughed with the class. I didn't recall any traces of nervousness the whole time, amazingly.

"I wasn't, though I don't know why."

"Have you ever thought that you might speak well when it's something you've experienced? I've met many people like that. Do me a favor?"

"Sure, I guess."

"Tomorrow, I'm going to give you a prompt, and I want you to give a five minute speech to the class. You can relate to anything that you've experienced."

I blinked. That was the exact thing I didn't want to do. But I could try, right?

I nodded.

"Good," Ms. Roberts said, smiling. She had never been one of my favorite teachers, but today had made me see her differently. "Don't worry about it. I'm sure you'll do fine."

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Despite her words, I worried. The whole rest of the day, even when I was lying in bed, I was trying to come up with every single possible topic that Ms. Roberts might choose. I was nervous, and starting to regret my decision. Maybe I could pretend I was sick. 

I sighed, wondering why I had to worry so much. No matter how hard I tried to think of something else, my mind continued to scroll through possible topics. When I finally fell asleep, I was thinking about ants.

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"Playground."

"..." Playground? What kind of topic is that? What in the world is there to say about a playground?

"Starr? The topic is playground."

I took a deep breath and started talking.

You shall never know what she says! Hehe. Just kidding. Tomorrow, probably. I'm about 500 words into my biology essay, and I still have to draw my picture, so I might be a bit late tomorrow. 

Listening to Grow Up by Simple Plan,

Kris.

goals...

Though my goals were...interesting, I'm actually almost done. I've finished all my homework, though I did not get off the computer by 3:30. Around 3:34...I haven't started my essay yet, but I'm currently on a 15 minute break that is now over...And then I'm going to eat dinner. then essay time. I will NOT work on the essay past 9. That way I can write and stuff...and chat. And read.

Well, this was totally pointless, so I'll get off now. I won't be offended if no one reads this. Not that I will know. Unless you commented and said you didn't...But then you would've had to, to know that I said that, since it's in the middle of the post...but it could have been a weird coincidence. 

okay, stopping now.

Kris.

arg, matey- this be one boring post.

hello donut!
GREAT GOOGALLYMOOGALLY!!!!! sry. just felt like saying that. I drained my creativeness for today- i can't be creative anymore. Just boring. which is sad. because i like being creative. Tis fun. ANYWAYS~ nothing happened today. because i'm boring. well, yeah. Maybe i'll post later. like after my orchestra concert tonight- yesh, i'm in an orchestra. I play cello. don't know what it is? look it up! sry. i'm hungry though. maybe i should get something to eat? probably. and then i can do boring math homework! yay! and boring spanish! and english! and biology~! what is it with having so MUCH bio homework, and like, none from every other class? BLAH! ok. gonna eat something now before i starve of lack of food. hahaha that's weird. fyi, that was a fake laugh. so bored. . . oh well. i've got junk to do. >.< =.= T-T :) :( : *o* ^-^ see? bored.
look out for lemons, blah blah blah. blahbiddy blah blah malarky.
turkey- zooy viola ruckus. blah! sry. tZvR (RIAN!!)

My Goals

Goals for today:

1. Get off the computer by 3:30

2. Have at least half of biology essay done by 8

3. Finish all other homework, for both days

Today was an interesting day. In biology (ugh), I was leaving, because the bell rang, and I had to throw something in the trash. Of course, I missed the trash can, so I bent down to pick it up, and I got stuck! My backpack was super heavy! It was funny. Had another interesting and hilarious talk with friends on bus. Sang random french/spanish song in french. It was talking about how short trains are, the "love of my heart", July, and more. It was super weird. We learned an impossibly hard dance today. I got it most of the time, but if you get off, you can't get back on unless you wait until it starts over again. It's a four wall dance, if any of you know what that means.

I would post the story that doesn't have a title yet, but I'm on a schedule here, and I still have other stuff to check. I'll post it around 8:30, okay?

Kris.

YAY BIRDS!

ok. i told you that i would post that bird game? well, here it is. right HERE! ya know what i kinda don't like a lot? when something (aka capri sun juice pouches) says INSERT HERE but you really have to insert somewhere else. ugh drives me nuts. ok. doing homework now.