Well this sucks

So I just realized (actually, Rianna told me) that I will be on vacation next week, and therefore not be able to get on the computer for our one year celebration (Thursday the 16th, which I may have gotten wrong before?)!! Which explains the title, really. I'll have posts though, since I can time travel, but I won't be able to get on the cbox unless my dad brings his laptop with us and lets me use it. So, we're going to officially celebrate (with both of us) on Monday the 20th. Um...I'm gonna go eat breakfast, so bye!

Kris.

Tybalt & Bits!

yeah... Tybalt. hahaha

anyway... i'm not gonna talk Romeo & Juliet, i promise.

In order to sound like the stalker I am, I must say that the dude with the car (the 16 year old) just recently got out of jail... yeah. I would say more, but that'd be like, Super Stalker, which is Kristin hahaha

and in other news >.>;;

Last night I watched the movie Snow Day! It's pretty hilarious, I must say. And it's got a stalker even bigger than Kristin in there!!! hahahaha.

and no one cares about the kids... well, except for Randall Branston (horrible name...)- his mom cares about him... and maybe the Snowplow Man cares about the kids... i'm not sure. :)

anyway, if you get the chance, watch it! :D

Rian (Oh my darlin', Oh my darlin', Oh my darlin' Clementine, You are lost and gone forever, dreadful sorry, Clementine!)

Sorry I haven't posted in a minute...

Been a bit busy lately. Umm...not much to talk about, but my cousin is staying with us, so i have limited computer use. Just so you know. :)

Kris.

Bob the Butler song :D

My name is Bob

I'm looking for a job.

When I'm not getting fired,

I'm living like a slob.

Go through the phone book,

Looking for work;

I wanna be an astronaut,

like Captain Kirk!

Flip burgers

to make me a buck,

I burn down the best spot-

it's just my luck.

I got another occupation

under my belt-

keeping a job could be a new avail.

Like the time at the barber shop-

gave it all I got.

Chopped off an earlobe-

it bled a lot.

He never said a lot-

he just SCREAMED!

I got blood on my brand new blue jeans (ah!)

Oh golly gee,

did it again.

I talk to my hamster,

my only friend (aw)

Look in the phone book again like a fool,

and I see something-

IT'S BUTLER SCHOOL!

My name is Bob and I'm looking like a slob (BOB!)

My name is Bob and I need to get a job (BOB!)

My name is Bob- not Bobert, just BOB!

My name is Bob and I need to get a job (BOB!)

My name is Bob and I'm looking like a slob (BOB!)

My name is Bob and I need to get a job (BOB!)

My name is Bob- not Bobert, just BOB!

My name is Bob and I need to get a job (BOB!)

I jumped in my motorbike-

gonna be a butler!

Went to the school-

it was like NO OTHER!

They made me balance plates on my head! (yeah!)

They made me make a naked dude get dressed! (WHAT?!)

Dressed me up,

in a suit and a vest,

took me to the rooftop,

for a test.

Made me climb to the edge REAL SLOW

I looked at the ground and I got VERTIGO! (woah-oh-oh)

I thought about a woman that I met the other day

and the vertigo stopped spinning-

it went away.

Well I felt real good,

what can I say?

I think I'm gonna be a butler-

I'm on my way!

cuz [sing the Bob! part again]

Went to the place and I got a job

ON THE SPOT!

Living in the attic-

I didn't need a lot!

Take the duster, dust

I ATTACK THIS!

Drive the kids to basketball practice!

I make dinner.

Some kind of luau!

I wanna make the lady say, "WOW!"

The lady comes home,

and the pig EXPLODES! (wha?!)

Messed up again,

that's all she knows!

Pretty soon I'll be back on the streets,

I'll be looking for a job with nothing to eat.

Maybe I can be a rapper-

rapping on the beat!

Get you're on the dance floor,

moving your feet. (hah!)

[Bob! part again]

[Bob! part once more]

[... just sing it again here, too, and you're done!]

Rian (We will by popcorn at the mall, we will build sandcastles twenty feet tall, we will rope DUCKS or maybe COWS, we will jump HIGH into the clouds! - Charlotte from Making Fiends- the "Pony" episode)

psst: i just did this because I felt like it... I mean, it's not like I have anything better to do. >.>;;

uhhh... i have a plan? ... or not.

kristin and i have 10 days to post 166 more times if we want to reach our 1000 post goal by the one year of blogging (for lack of a better name- i don't want to call it an anniversary- makes me think that Kristin & I married the blog... weird). jeez. so...basically, we have to post almost 17 times EVERY DAY for the next 10 days. or 18 times a day if we want to reach the goal the day before. can we get a, "um, wow."??? i mean really. WHAT am i going to post about 9 times a day?! hah. i know. we can talk about the history of letters in the English alphabet (there are 26 letters) for a while... soooo... that'd get us to 140 posts left... OR, if we BOTH posted about the same letters of the alphabet and gave different information (like, Kristin posts about the letter A and it's history, and I post about the letter A and why it's ... "A" shaped??) then that'd give us 52 posts, leaving us with 114 posts left! sooo... then we could do numbers? yeah! because we can do an INFINITE number of number posts!!! we could each post about a different number up to 114!!! YEAH!!!

i'm totally brilliant. (hah. maybe in my dreams... well, no, not in my dreams... my dreams are too weird for me to be brilliant in them- and anyway, i automatically soak up information that my dreams give me telekinetically so that i know what everything is. so technically... i'm almost stupider in my dreams than in real life. jeez.)

Rian (just wants some sopapillas and maybe some cake. yum. dessert.)

a fairly funny story.

ok, so i just heard this on the radio when i woke up (5 minutes ago), so the details might be a little fuzzy.

The question is: What's the worst thing you've ever done to your mom or dad?

So this 16 year old kid (who was on probation at the time of the incident- not sure if he is now) took his mom's car without her knowing, and he accidentally crashes into something. So what he does is, he takes some glass and throws it on the driveway to make it look like someone stole it. And he hides it (duh! otherwise the glass on the driveway is pointless! what kind of person steals a car and leaves it in the owner's driveway?!). His mom gets home, and she's all, "What happened to my car?!" and so the kid's all, "What?!" So he looks and says, "Mom! There's glass on the driveway!", the mom says, "Oh my gosh! Someone stole my car!!" and she calls the cops. A police officer comes (and sees the kid outside bawling) and talks to the kid & his mom. He tells the kid to pray for his mom's car and hope it gets back soon.

Well, they found the car in the middle of the night and told the mom. So when the kid wakes up, his mom's smoking in the kitchen. She glares at him and he says, "I prayed for you."

i don't know, i find that hilarious! it's excellent! almost beyawesome! (pronounced: bee- awesome; yes, i did watch the movie Bolt last night! wow! how'd you know?! O.O)

Rian (probably only likes that story because she thinks about doing stuff like that, too... only, she never gets the chance to do half the evillish stuff she thinks up haha)

HOLY SEBABA!

hah. this movie is really very stupid, and random, and strange. emphasis on the strange. definitely. anyway... i've watched it twice now... and it's pretty hilarious, i guess. If you have the chance, and you're bored, and you feel like watching something stupid, check this movie out!! :D

clicky por favor!

Rian (sebaba!)

Mobile Posting sucks...

at least on my phone. Um, yeah.

My phone keeps saying the message cant be delivered, but sometimes it says that even when it can.
Kris is confused.

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I dont understand why my mom gets so mad when i stay up late. She acts like im a serial killer or something. And its

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