now i'm just mad. no more guiltyness

ARG!!! NOW TIME FOR A RANDOM RANT ON WAYS TO:

KILL KRISTIN AND JASON!!!!!

1: I COULD DIP THEM IN RADIOACTIVE APPLESAUCE!
2: JUST RUN OVER WITH A GIANT BUTCHER KNIFE AND STAB THEM RIGHT NOW!
3: TELL ON THEM (NAH. I'M NOT A WIMP. I'LL FIGHT MY OWN BATTLE)
4: TICKLE THEM UNTIL THEY LAUGH TO DEATH TOMORROW!
5: NOT TALK TO EITHER OF THEM FOR A WEEK?? MAYBE...
6: NOT TALK TO EITHER OF THEM FOR A YEAR... THAT'D BE HARD, BUT SOMEWHAT WORTH IT... BUT THAT WASN'T TOO BAD.
7: JUST DROP THE WHOLE THING, KNOWING THAT I'M JUST IN A BADISH MOOD BECAUSE I'M TIRED AND LAUGH AT THAT TOMORROW...
8: STOP TYPING, GET OFF THE COMPUTER, AND GO TO SLEEP.
9: AS I GO ON, I REALIZE MY PLANS ARE GETTING LESS EVIL!!! NOOO!!!!
10: POISON THEIR FOOD!!!
11: GO WITH PLAN NUMBER 10!!!
12: COMBINE ALL PLANS!!!
13: POISON THEIR FOOD, THEN CHASE THEM WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE INTO RADIOACTIVE APPLESAUCE. THEN CREATE A MACHINE TO TICKLE THEM TO DEATH IN THE RADIOACTIVE APPLESAUCE. THEN PLANS NUMBER 5 & 6 WOULD WORK CUZ THEY'D BE DEAD. THEN LAUGH AT ALL THIS RANDOM SCHEMING IN THE MORNING. YAY!!!
14: I'M GOING WITH PLAN NUMBER 13 JUST CUZ IT'LL BE LOTS OF FUN.
15: APPARENTLY, THAT CONVO WAS FUNNIER THAN THE MOOSES/MEESE. YEAH... KRIS'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT CUZ I'M NOT GONNA. I'M GONNA BE STUBBORN, TOO... YEAH. BUT NOW I HAVE PHONE NUMBERS, SO NO MORE PRANKS PARA ELLOS!!! (FOR THEM) (SEE? MORE RANDOM SPANISH.)
CYA LATER...
tZvR