ok. so i just got the mail. and there was only one little brochure thingy in the mailbox.

it said:

"Life's too short to clean your own house."

So... I should just leave it dirty? or... is it just that my little life span's too short to clean my own house, so i should just go clean someone else's?

and you know, it wasn't even some kind of maid-service brochure or anything.

no, it was for "going green".

... people need to get relevant. seriously.

Rian (won't be cleaning anyone's house. she's too lazy.)

edit:

ok. so... another point- i just saw a commercial for something called the "Do-Over Hotline" (don't ask- i don't know either), and these people had a whole bunch (literally, there had to be at least a baker's dozen in there!) of emus running around. What do they have to do with anything? nothing.

apparently, the guy had talked to a salesman. what kind of salesman sells emus door-to-door? A stupid one who gets fired because he's supposed to be selling toothpaste, that's the kind.

Rian (is hot, for once. I hate weather here)