I'm in a punny mood.

yeah.
my friend and i were talking about Nacho*, and he said that made him Hungary. I asked him if he wanted some Turkey, and he said, "No, Iran away from home." so... PUNS!

• At a tire store: Time to re-tire.
• Over a display of batteries: Wanna start something?
• In a music store window: Guitars for sale. Cheap. No strings attached.
• In a pet store window: Merry Christmas and a Yappy New Year.
• On a peanut stand: If our peanuts were any fresher, they'd be insulting.
• In an ice cream and dairy store: You can't beat our milk shakes, but you can whip our cream and lick our ice-cream cones.
• In a shoe store: Come in and have a fit.
• In a real estate office: Get lots for little.
• In a butcher shop window: Never a bum steer.
• At a poultry farm: Better laid than ever.
• On a southern street: No U-all turns.
• Over a bargain basement counter: What you seize is what you get.
• In a beauty parlor: Curl up and dye.
• In a restaurant: Don't stand outside and be miserable. Come inside and be fed up.

yeah... idk. i was looking for some puns, and well... yeah.
Enjoy (i know i did)
Rian & Nacho. :{D <-- (Nacho)