I think I speak for both of us when I say:

WE ARE SCARRED FOR LIFE.

Ya know, I really liked Sue at the beginning of the episode, because she cut some dude's hair off. I had decided that she should come to our school and do that to a dude there.
But... after that... NO WAY.
I won't tell you what it was, I won't link it to this post.
I'm trying to protect you.
Please say, "Thanks, Rian and Kris, you're so awesome because I don't have to scratch my eyes out with a fork in the company of gay sharks now. Thanks so much!"
Then I will be happy.
Now, excuse me while I find an aquarium that has sharks. And forks.
Rian