So, I'm reading a story where Bella dressed up as a boy to go to this all boys summer camp with her brother, and either the author hates Bella and wants to make her seems stupid, or the author is stupid. It's got to be one of these, because there is absolutely no reason for a girl who is dressing up as a guy to wear lip gloss, pink underwear, and still use strawberry scented shampoo. Same with the freesia body wash and razors... if you're gonna be a guy, just don't shave your legs. Seriously. These people have got to learn better survival techniques.

Kris.

(nice fanfiction rant, huh?)

Also, it is not possible for someone to grimace audibly. Oxymoron.

Notice the italics.