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I WILL LEARN TO PARK LIKE THIS:


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Even though I'm insane right now... It's still funny

So... I didn't get any dinner until 9, and then there was no more food left. So I'm just insane (meaning: I keep laughing at nothing uncontrollably [to the point where even my parents are giving me strange looks, which is rare nowadays], i keep twitching, and i keep making weird faces & noises [um... more so than usual] at inanimate objects), and I scrolled over a link to a website and it clicked even though I didn't click on it... and I found

THIS

. It's so hilarious... and it's on a loop, so I can't stop listening to it because it's so funny!! It cusses (poorly) and there's nothing grammatically correct about it at all. And there are a lot of words misspelled, as well. It's awesome. Listen. It's better that it's read dramatically, because if I had just read it, then it wouldn't have been nearly as funny.
Wow. I want to do this. I want to read horrible things dramatically like this guy. It would be greatness.
OH GOODNESS IT'S STARTING AGAIN!
(it's better when you read along, trust me)
Rian

Comics

Recently, Kristin's been drawing random comic PSA things when she gets bored, and then I take them & make them more colorful & legible (haha).
But today, I made one of my own (it's really not all that great), but I think it has a funny story behind it, so I'm going to tell it (plus, this way when I see the comic later on, I'll know what I was talking about)

This morning at the cross country meet, Kristin, our friend, and I were walking to the starting line when from the speakers blaring Radio Disney, I hear "Living in a crash world!" To make sure I wasn't crazy, I asked Kristin & our friend if they heard it, too, and they had. Then, I hear, "Am I alive or just dead?" And our friend says, "Maybe you should see a doctor about that..." and we laughed, and then she goes into what that would be like and says in a deep voice, "Okay, what do you see here?" In a higher voice, she responds, "A crash world!" and we got a good laugh out of that (especially me, because I kept imaging it happening for real)

Okay, so it was funny when it happened. But really, isn't everything? Sure, one might be able to transfer the humor in a situation over into the present retelling, but it will always be funnier when the event actually occurred.
And for some reason, that seemed really philosophical or something. Meh. :) I guess it means I should do some homework or something that requires the use of my brain...

Anyway, later Kristin told me that it was "Crash World" by Hilary Duff... it's a pretty odd song to be playing on Radio Disney, but I guess it's just because it's Hilary Duff that makes it fine.
Yeah. I guess I'll finish this math homework. Blah. Goodnight!
Rian

psst: Is it just me, or does Hilary make you think of the word "hilarious"? It's close... Hilary, Hilarious... yeah, I dunno. She's not all that funny, anyway...

Ugh. So, I didn't want to post the whole episode, but I can't find my favorite segment :(
If you want to see it, you'll either have to watch the whole episode, or just skip to my favorite part, FROG: THE BOUNTY HUNTER, which starts at... 5:13. xD hahaha it's awesome.
Rian

HAH.
So... I just read these two hilarious blog posts, and you should totally read them!

Numero Uno
Nombre Deux

There you have it, I'm multilingual (not really... Kristin had to tell me how to say "number" in French, but whatever!)

Rian

I Should Get An Award For Still Living.

So... I think I had the best/worst day ever today! It was exciting/scary. If you don't care about how my day went... read for the laughs? :)

I got to school at 6:53 this morning.

Now, that might seem like an insane time to be at school (it is), but my bus schedule is stupid awesome and it gets me to school early, so that I have plenty of time to study for an upcoming quiz, or walk around the school pointlessly (that's mostly what I do, because at 6:40, there are like, 9 people in the entire school). Usually, yes, I get to school at 6:40, but today I had a substitute bus driver (I might have mentioned him before... he was my replacement bus driver for a while last year, and I like to call him "Creepy Old Bus Driver Guy" because that's kind of what he is... you get on the bus and look up expecting to see the nice [but insane- don't get me started on her driving] lady bus driver, only to be met with this creepy old guy all up in your face saying, "HEY! GOOD MORNING!" and, because it's only 6:10 AM, you just turn away and walk to your seat because you don't feel like talking) and he was being really slow, so I got to school later than usual. I walked around aimlessly because today 1/2 of the school (roughly) was going to take the PSAT. Before the PSAT, there was nothing interesting. Eventually the teachers called us (there were 140 students in my room) into the gym. I sat down next to my "twin", and we discussed ways in which we could easily get around the Styrofoam "barricade" between us, and then stuff happened and the test started. It was fairly easy, I think. Anyway, half way through the second math portion, I accidentally punched the table and cut myself... and started bleeding! It was insane. And then the test was over and I went to lunch. While at lunch, I was sitting with my friends, and for some reason, we were all sitting in a line:

Friend #1--Friend #2--Me--Friend #3

I was talking to F#3 when I looked up and saw a random stranger (known to me as Buzz Lightyear Boy [because of his BL backpack]) staring at my donuts, which were on the table in front of me.
BLB: "Are those your donuts?"
Me: "... uh... yeah?"
BLB: "Are you gonna eat them?"
Me: "... yes?"
BLB: "Ah, cool. *pauses* ... Can I have one?"
Me: "uh... no? Sorry."
BLB: "it's cool!"
And then he puts out his hand to do a handshake thing with me. It went: clap (or side-five, whatever you want to call it) clap knuckletouch (or fistbump. once again, it's up to you)
I willingly went along with him, albeit suspiciously (when he stuck his hand out, I moved my donuts closer to me). Then he goes, "Ah, let's do that again." and sticks out his hand once more. Consumed with my paranoia, I quickly took the donuts & threw them in my lap, then went through the handshake again. BLB looked sadly at me and said, "...You're smart." and walked off.
IF YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED, HERE'S FOR FUTURE REFERENCE. WHEN HE STUCK HIS HAND OUT THE SECOND TIME, HE INTENDED TO SWIPE THE DONUTS INSTEAD OF GIVING ME A SIDE-FIVE AND RUN OFF. ME, BEING THE THIEF I AM, REALIZED THIS & TOOK THE DONUTS.
right after that, I felt so smart. And then I felt bad because I almost got robbed. Then, F#1 reached over and took them. So, naturally, I grabbed the donuts, but then F#1 started twisting the wrist that I sprained a while back, so I threatened him & he let go. At that point, I was scared that someone was gonna come beat me up, so I put the donuts away and left. Later on, in government class, I took out the donuts because I was going to share them with one of my best friends (not kristin...). You know what he did? If you guessed that he grabbed the donuts & took off, you'd be correct. I just kind of sat there with this face: D: and he took some donuts and gave them back. And then, you know what else he did? I had some "drug cookies" (the chewy Chips Ahoy ones that are so addicting that if you eat 5 in one day, you become addicted, I swear. It's horrible but insanely yummy at the same time), and HE STOLE THOSE, TOO! but then he gave them back (he didn't take any). But the damage had been done- I had been robbed 4 times today (twice of which were attempted). Then we watched West Wing and I was fine for a while, but I had to go run, so I got all unhappy. We were walking to the park near the school to go run a course some of the coaches had made up (they said it was two miles, but it wasn't. During practice, my times are usually 18-20 minutes, because I run slow. Today, it was 16:20, so... we knew something was up), and some crazy guy in a truck comes driving up really fast behind us and TRIED TO ROB ME OF MY LIFE. Yes, that's kind of an exaggeration, considering I turned around, saw the crazy guy, and then ran off so that I wouldn't get hit, but it was close enough!
Retelling this story to my mom and Kristin at a QuickTrip, the cashier guy added some commentary to my story, and it was funny.
Also, Kristin showed me this hilarious comic she drew out of pure boredom, and I'm trying to recreate it on the computer so that I can post it up here... But I might just redraw it so that I can have a copy and then have her scan it & post it. It's awesome.
So yes. That was my amazing/horrific day. I've decided that I can't bring any good foods to school anymore because someone's going to rob me (and not give it back). [sorry if you read this and I supply you with good foods... it's just too dangerous for me now.]
Yeah... okay. I'm going to the library now...
Rian (along with the "Still Alive" award, I should also get one for longest parenthetical commentary and randomness... Also- some guy on the radio said that Kristin and I are "Awesome... Awesome with an exclamation point." [only... he didn't say it very enthusiastically, but whatever.])
psst: this is really long. And this post script is not making it any shorter... :)

If You're American, Don't Be Offended. It's Really A Funny Song!

Yeah... we listened to that in History. We also listened to this one... if you listen, you'll see that the Three Dead Trolls took some lyrics from this song, but changed them around to make them relevant.
Personally, I think both the songs are pretty funny... the first one is just humorous, the second one's lyrics make me laugh :D
Rian

That Is A Fake Scream. That Little Girl Is Trying Not To Laugh. I Can Tell.

all I can say:

OMG LOL

click it, because I'm fairly certain you won't be able to see the whole thing because our post space is smaller than this video. and I don't know how small to make it, so i can't change the code. BLAH.
Enjoy, though. It's greatness.

Rian

A Special Post For Hannah

wow. sorry, that title kind of sucked... it makes me think of this book called, "A Special Place For Charlie" and I think it's about a dog getting adopted or something... I don't know. And I'm too lazy to look.
Anyway, our great buddy Hannah is going through a rough spot in life (dude, something about this week is like, a tragedy magnet. This sucks.), so I decided to make a special post for her! :D So here's to you, Hannah!

So, you said you liked the comics, and I'm really not sure which ones, so I'll just put up a whole bunch! Maybe you'll find ones that you like :)

FROM XKCD:

• Inside Joke
• Open Mic Night
• Sample
• Southern Half
• Dyslexics
• The Tell-Tale Beat
• Climbing
• Tech Support Cheat Sheet
• Troll Slayer
• I Am Not A Ninja
• XKCD Loves the Discovery Channel
• The Man Who Fell Sideways
• Anti-Mindvirus
• Misusing Slang
• Mario
• Substitute

Holy toothpaste in the suitcase. There are a lot of XKCD comics. Anyway, moving right along to:

Natalie Dee! (I'm just going to put the links for months, because they're all pretty funny!)

• September!
• July!
• June!
• An Analysis of the Itsy Bitsy Spider... I thought it was funny because I am a big nerd. Thank you English class.
  
• May!

Mkay. I think that's enough comics to keep you busy for like... an hour. If you scroll slow and read slow, too. It's funny to think of how much time goes into making a good post, but it only takes like, 2 minutes to read it. Fortunately, I like blogging more than I like oranges. It takes forever and 17 days to peel a friggin orange, and only like, 2 seconds to eat it. Seriously. It's not worth it. But staring at the computer for days on end to make someone a bit happier hopefully for 3 minutes... that's worth it :) Anyway, moving right along. Here are some JULIAN SMITH videos (w00t!)

• With Child
• Malk
• Jellyfish
• Hot Kool Aid
• Waffles
• Trees Hate You
• Awkward Moments: Blind Date
• Britain's Got Talent

And a few more random videos:

• Hot Drinks!
• Chili Can Be Served With Cheese!
• Fast Food Freestyle
• HOT CHIP LYK OMGZ!!!!!!!11!!!1
• The Interview
• The Tetris God
• The Rocket Jump

Hmmm... I'm pretty sure I was going to put something else up here, so until I remember, read some AmazingSuperPowers! They're all pretty funny, so I'll let you read them as you please :D Same with Hyperbole and a Half (in my opinion, the funniest ones are in the sidebar, so be sure to check those out!)
Hmm. I guess that's all I've got for now... but I'll be sure to update it if I remember something else! :D Enjoy your Sunday, Hannah, and I hope this helps a bit!
Rian

This post was made in memory of Hannah's friend, Cayla.

So... This Is The Best Show Ever... Just Saying :)

It's called MAD, and basically, it's like MAD Magazine in cartoon form.
Except I've never read MAD Magazine before.
Oh well.

For episodes, click the following (which are my favorites):

Star Blecch/ uGlee
2012 Dalmatians/ Grey's In Anime

:D haha I hope you enjoy them! They really are funny... but sometimes, you have to have a weird sense of humor like mine... hahaha
Rian

psst: wow. i started this a long time ago. and then there was pizza, so i forgot about this. Meanwhile, I have been trying to read THIS MAP. Thank you, Randall. I'm so glad he made that so that if you click it, it blows it up super hugely. I thought I was going to go blind from staring so hard at the super-small print. But hey- if you look close enough, I'm sure you can see this blog on the Island of Miscellaneous Blogs! xD (by the way, if you're wondering about the first one, it's HERE)