Even though I'm insane right now... It's still funny

So... I didn't get any dinner until 9, and then there was no more food left. So I'm just insane (meaning: I keep laughing at nothing uncontrollably [to the point where even my parents are giving me strange looks, which is rare nowadays], i keep twitching, and i keep making weird faces & noises [um... more so than usual] at inanimate objects), and I scrolled over a link to a website and it clicked even though I didn't click on it... and I found

THIS

. It's so hilarious... and it's on a loop, so I can't stop listening to it because it's so funny!! It cusses (poorly) and there's nothing grammatically correct about it at all. And there are a lot of words misspelled, as well. It's awesome. Listen. It's better that it's read dramatically, because if I had just read it, then it wouldn't have been nearly as funny.
Wow. I want to do this. I want to read horrible things dramatically like this guy. It would be greatness.
OH GOODNESS IT'S STARTING AGAIN!
(it's better when you read along, trust me)
Rian