kris sent me a text and she started a sentence, and then wouldn't finish it, and now she said she can't tell me for my own good. so now i have to do this...
tell me kristin please just tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me please?! just tell me !!! it's not all that hard!!! just do it!! tell me tell me!!! tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me please!!!! just come on!!! it's not all that hard to just say what u were saying earlier!! just tell me (by the way i've spammed ur email, this blog ((kinda)), ur facebook, and ur myspace... come on!!) just tell me!!! tell me tell me tell me tell me!!!!!! ok... i'm gonna stop now. this is taking too long. TIME TO GET AKIO-SAMA TO SPAM YOU!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
tZvR (sorry people... this is pretty pointless...)
Monday, December 29
i realize i really shouldn't be doing this here, but...
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Sunday, December 28
Oh my gosh. i'm dying!
OF LAUGHTER!! cuz i just read this chappy of this one fanfic... totally hilarious!!!
GO HERE NOW!!!
it's TOO funny. but i can't really laugh... i don't like randomly laughing/crying over something only i know about in front of people (like my parents... they already think i'm crazy, i don't need them thinking that i ACTUALLY need a therapist((they also don't know about the one i already have, Akio-sama, and they joke about me needing therapists and psychiatrists... yeah))) so yeah. i'm dying. oh... like last night with Harry Pottah... geez. loti i'm still laughing about that... i think i might start crying... NO! I DON'T NEED A PSYCHIATRIST/THERAPIST!!! or at least, one i actually have to VISIT... Akio-sama... he's always at work (at the pawky store) and he gives us sessions (yesh, he's kristin's therapist also)... you know what??? i'm turning this into a post about Akio-sama. maybe i should do i bio??? sure!!!
Name: Akio-sama (yeah... sorry... forgot his last name. kristin needs to edit ((he hacks her a lot, so she knows a lot about him)))
Occupation: Salesman/Owner of The Pawky Store; Therapist (he's a senior member of a terces noitazinagro called the TWPRWSS... how do i know?? tis a secret.)
Do you want a picture??? here:
That's about as close as i'm going to get... it's his myspace pic. yay for the amazing Akio-sama!
He may be old, but he's awesome! yaxful, even! Oh! continuing with the bio:
Age: not for me to tell. Ask him.
Hero: Dr. Phil (don't ask me why... but that show is hilarious! i watched it one time cuz i was bored, and i almost peed my pants i was laughing so hard...)
Favorite Pawky Flavor: to my knowledge, he likes them all. But when he gives us "free samples" (why can't he just call them gifts?!) it's always chocolate. Maybe it's because we like chocolate??... idk
Hobbies: hacking into computers, phones, etc. (ex: he hacked into my phone ((once again, you do NOT need to know how i know...)), broke into Kristin's house one time ((she locked him in a closet)), and is usually using either Kristin's or my emails. (he hacks through his awesometastic phone... not even kidding- it's amazerful!); Selling pawky (duh!)
yay for bios! but really, akio-sama should tell you about himself. Cuz i had a BUNCH of side-note stuff in there... yeah. so if you have any questions for Akio-sama, just comment or something- he'll be hacking and HOPEFULLY will answer (or else I will punch him... not really. i'll just rob the pawky store...).
tZvR
Akio-sama (hehe I hacked- I mean, edited! yeah... that's it. editing...)
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now i'm just mad. no more guiltyness
ARG!!! NOW TIME FOR A RANDOM RANT ON WAYS TO:
KILL KRISTIN AND JASON!!!!!
1: I COULD DIP THEM IN RADIOACTIVE APPLESAUCE!
2: JUST RUN OVER WITH A GIANT BUTCHER KNIFE AND STAB THEM RIGHT NOW!
3: TELL ON THEM (NAH. I'M NOT A WIMP. I'LL FIGHT MY OWN BATTLE)
4: TICKLE THEM UNTIL THEY LAUGH TO DEATH TOMORROW!
5: NOT TALK TO EITHER OF THEM FOR A WEEK?? MAYBE...
6: NOT TALK TO EITHER OF THEM FOR A YEAR... THAT'D BE HARD, BUT SOMEWHAT WORTH IT... BUT THAT WASN'T TOO BAD.
7: JUST DROP THE WHOLE THING, KNOWING THAT I'M JUST IN A BADISH MOOD BECAUSE I'M TIRED AND LAUGH AT THAT TOMORROW...
8: STOP TYPING, GET OFF THE COMPUTER, AND GO TO SLEEP.
9: AS I GO ON, I REALIZE MY PLANS ARE GETTING LESS EVIL!!! NOOO!!!!
10: POISON THEIR FOOD!!!
11: GO WITH PLAN NUMBER 10!!!
12: COMBINE ALL PLANS!!!
13: POISON THEIR FOOD, THEN CHASE THEM WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE INTO RADIOACTIVE APPLESAUCE. THEN CREATE A MACHINE TO TICKLE THEM TO DEATH IN THE RADIOACTIVE APPLESAUCE. THEN PLANS NUMBER 5 & 6 WOULD WORK CUZ THEY'D BE DEAD. THEN LAUGH AT ALL THIS RANDOM SCHEMING IN THE MORNING. YAY!!!
14: I'M GOING WITH PLAN NUMBER 13 JUST CUZ IT'LL BE LOTS OF FUN.
15: APPARENTLY, THAT CONVO WAS FUNNIER THAN THE MOOSES/MEESE. YEAH... KRIS'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT CUZ I'M NOT GONNA. I'M GONNA BE STUBBORN, TOO... YEAH. BUT NOW I HAVE PHONE NUMBERS, SO NO MORE PRANKS PARA ELLOS!!! (FOR THEM) (SEE? MORE RANDOM SPANISH.)
CYA LATER...
tZvR
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Saturday, December 27
i kinda feel bad...
because i haven't been here in forever... just like everywhere else on the internet. yeah... oh well... hm. i wonder. maybe i'll put pics of kris & my awesome day of making Christmas cookies... they're pretty amazing cookies. yeah... i'll do that. and that'll be my amazerful post. yay!!!
Blah. Typing is funny like this. ANYWAY... YAX! for... yax. yeah. and R is para mi (sorry if i use random spanish... but it should make sense, even if you don't know spanish) and K is for Kristin. yeah...
This here is a leaf that says CAN. it's supposed to be the Canadian leaf (for all our great friends in Canada, and because Canada is an awesome place) but CANADA wouldn't fit on it (especially when kristin was writing it... loti). so it's the CAN LEAF. yeah... amazing, huh?
These amazing cookies happen to be Kris and I in cookie form. I'm on the left, Kris is on the right. by the way, these cookies look NOTHING like us. partly because a) My hair does not look like that, and b) Kristin does not look like Frankenstein. that's what i've come to associate that with. Frankenstein. because of a freak accident while the cookie was going onto the pan. yeah... it's pretty hilarious.
Sorry it's sideways, but those are our Flock cookies... Max has wings and a halo, and she's next to Crazy Fang (notice the heart in the middle: we are strong believers in Fax) and Super Iggy (cape included) is below Fang. The star has NUDGE GAZZY ANGEL written on it, because sadly we ran out of dough to make angels for all of them. SORRY GUYS!!! so yeah. OBITUARY: I'm sorry to report that Cookie Max is dead. No, she was not eaten like some of you may think (i'm saving Max, Fang, and I for last- we're the only cookie people that I got to keep ((kris took everyone else))), but she is broken. Her legs, a random piece of her stomach, her arm, and both of her wings have broken off. Also, the halo is missing... SORRY MAX! yeah... i'm brokenhearted (no kidding!)
Ok. So this is when Max's arm and wings and Fang's hand were broken, so we got icing and put them so that hopefully the icing would help them stay together (it did work for the most part...). you noticed how Fang was kinda in a "jumpsuit" type thing (sorry fang, we couldn't make black icing...)??? well, we decided we should have made it red so he could have been like the Red jumpsuit Apparatus. and when they were in that position, it reminded us of their song Face Down. So we changed the lyrix a bit and came up with this song:
will never understand why you're looking down
EDIT: OMC I'M GONNA KILL KRISTIN AND HER BROTHER!!! HE JUST TOLD ME THAT THEY WERE BORED AND THEY PLAYED A TRICK ON ME!!! GRRRRR!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!!!!! (BTW, HARRY POTTER WAS HER BROTHER. ARGY...)
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YES!
The Maximum Ride manga comes out on January 27th!! Which is, oddly, exactly a month from today, and a Tuesday! It is ALSO exactly ONE WEEK before my birthday! How amazing is that?! I'm going to have to beg my mom to take me to Barnes and Noble that tuesday...and it's all i'm going to be reading that wednesday. YAYAYAYAYAY!
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hehe...
if i weren't a writer, i would be an editor.
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Thursday, December 25
Merry Christmas!
Yay! Christmas post! Today went by super fast once it actually got here. The most amazing part was that I got a new phone! And it is SO totally awesome! I can even listen to the radio on it, which is what I'm doing right now. I'll add other music later so I don't have to worry about listening to songs I don't like. Oh yeah! It's the most amazing green color! Yay new phone!
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Wednesday, December 24
MARs
Of all the times I've reread Mars, you'd think I'd have posted it sooner. It's just a little interesting piece of information i found out...the Mars characters have telepathy. Really. Like in this picture, notice that Harumi has a thought bubble, and Kira responds in a thought bubble. Then she leaves. and they do that all the time! Are they whispering or something? It makes NO sense! Here's the pic by the way.
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225
wow. i haven't been on here in FOREVER!!! so many things have happened since i'd last been here... for example: something happened. yeah. i can't really remember EVERYTHING that happened... oh, Merry Christmas Eve! or for all those who don't celebrate Christmas, Happy [insert holiday name here] (just because there are a lot and i'm too lazy to go list them all... I MEAN NO OFFENSE!!! SORRY!!! just being lazy) we've started watching some Street Fighter II (yesh, the videogame) things (it's not a movie, but they aren't tv episodes...) on netflix... it's really weird and it makes NO SENSE. WHAT?! THAT GUY'S STILL ALIVE!!! VEGA!!! GO AWAY!!! sorry... watching it now... ... vega is phsyco. and i don't like him. ANYWAY... people, are you bored? do you like playing stupid games? if not, do you like ADDICTING games? omc ken, what a stupid pun. that was REALLY bad. ANYWHOO!!!!... sorry (gotta keep my mind on track.... or as "on track" as it can get...) you should play a game!!! it's called Candy & Clyde... idk if Kris has already gone and posted it cuz i haven't read the blog yet, but yeah. my top score was 225. can YOU beat it???? on another note, ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND IS HILARIoUS! (tis a manga, for all the clueless) i got it for kristin for (well... this is late. but i only got her the first one) Christmas (she already knows) and it twas HILARIOUS!!!! i read it last night around 8 and then again this morning around 6. yeah. i woke up at 4:15 this morning... and i'm gonna get to bed around 3 tomorrow morning... just because i have to go to church at midnight tonight. yeah... anyway, i've got a LOT of catching up to do on computer stuff cuz i couldn't use it for a while, so yeah. wish me luck! (if you want to... you don't HAVE to, but it would be nice. i'll probably drown in stuff i have to do on the internet... yeah) woohoo!
once again, Happy Holidays!!!!
tZvR
(yeah... i didn't mean for 225 to be the title thingy... ((this is AFTER i posted this, fyi)) but i'm too lazy to change it, so yeah. KEN WAKE UP!! SAVE CHUN LEE!!! SHE'S BEING CHOKED!! I DON'T CARE IF VEGA BEAT YOU TO ALMOST DEATH!!!! U MUST SAVE HER!!! because, as Fang would say, You love her "thiiiiiiiiiiiiissss muuuuuuuuuuuuuch" (((demonstrates with hands))))
my bro just reminded me of something. we were watching the Hulk movie the other day, and the guy (who played bruce banner) said, "You won't like it when i'm... hungry?" cuz he was speaking portuguese. yeah. pretty amusing.
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Monday, December 22
fanfics
i'm bored so i'm going to recommend some MR fanfics.
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Sunday, December 21
totally hilarious!!
well first off, i'm typing with one hand because i'm cold and the other hand is under my blanket. i'm posting to tell you about the most hilarious made up dream i have ever read!! it was in a MR fanfic and i'm take no credit for coming up with it. because i didn't.
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YEah...
Today, and the rest of last week, was interesting. Yeah...I'm officially out of school for Christmas break. I really want to argue how unfair it is that we only get two weeks off!
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Thursday, December 18
:(
Stalking people is bad, even on the internet.
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man...late post today. but i've been feeling kinda sickand i semi slept through the whole afternoon. we get out for christmas break tomorrow! yeah...i'm pretty much halfway asleep right now and my contacts are bothering me so i can't really read what i'm writing...just try your best to figure out what i'm trying to say. yup...
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Wednesday, December 17
OMGLOL!
The most hilarious thing just happened!! So the gay guy was being all weird and the other guy that he liked was being weirder...omg, wow.
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AND NOW THE GAY GUY'S A MURDERER?!
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about the gay thing.
Haha...There WAS a reason for that last post, I promise. I'm reading a manga called Mars online (Mangafox.com- you should read it. it's amazing), and there was this one guy that everyone thought was a girl at first, but someone followed him into the bathroom (O.o), and they know he's a guy and he said he has a crush on the main character. Who's a guy.
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Tuesday, December 16
argh...
Exams suck. and I'm bored. By the way, I started a new blog!! It's amazing!
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Monday, December 15
3y3 LUV Y3W!11!1/
...and i'm still bored. so i'm going to try something new and slightly stupid. I will write a post about random nothingness while spelling things wrongly! YAY! Not really, but whatever.
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...
i just watched the most disturbing anime clip i have ever seen in my life. Since I am not a mean person, I will not show, or recommend this to you. It will scar you for life as it has done for me today.
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ohmygod=typos
what the heck are doe eyes?! I mean, I've heard of bambi eyes, but DOE eyes?! And you know what else is SUPER weird? People's spelling. Example:
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Saturday, December 13
TRIPLE THREAT!!!!
or triple ice cream fudge sundae, as kris said.
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Friday, December 12
YAY FOR MAKING FUN OF STUPID PEOPLE!
Mainly those that do stupid things...Like naming a FEMALE character AARON. Does that make any sense at all? It's like naming boy Hailey. Speaking of names, what is up with all the people named JOHN?! I swear, I know like ten! There are also lots of Lauren's...yeah...just thought I'd say that... and there's a bunch of stuff going on that I should talk about but I'm being lazy and don't feel like typing it.
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Thursday, December 11
... hmmm... what to do, what to do?
well, right now i'm sitting in my kitchen (a new spot, but i'm hungry...what can i say?) with my computer, listening to music, now blogging, and reading fanfiction. yeah. surprised? NO!? why not? WHAT?! YOU KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE ANY HOMEWORK (or that much, anyway) TODAY?! YOU STALKERS! -goes to backdoor, "Come on in, you guys, if you're going to be stalking me, i at least wana know who you are!"- [giant mob of people who read this blog pile in my kitchen] GAH! there are so MANY of you!!! ... well... now that my random hallucination/ boredom synario (is that spelled right?) thing is over... yeah. i tend to do that a lot now... just randomly imagine random things and what i would do. like, this morning, i randomly thought, "what would i do if i was just sitting here eating my cereal (what i was doing at the time) and i heard a gunshot? and when i turned around because i didn't die, i saw Fang sliding down the window?" well, i decided that i would drag him inside, and up to my bathroom, which is upstairs. Then i would tell Angel to tell the flock to come in through my window and then Max and Iggy would help me heal Fang. and then i stopped thinking about that because somehow Max randomly got shot. so yeah. too painful. I like spoons. and Elephants. and Ice cream. along with various other random things. can you tell i'm bored? if not, I AM BORED. loti. so bored. SO BORED. [BORED, BOREd, BORed, BOred, Bored, bored, ored, red, ed, d] ... it was echoing. randomly. i tend to be random when i'm bored. i had ice cream. and talked to kristin. and i'm in my kitchen. here's what food i want but don't currently have at the moment: bacon, pie (specifically, apple), beef jerky, salad (mostly lettuce tho... and i HATE lettuce- by itself at least...) with Zesty Italian dressing. yeah. Pretzels too. I'M ADDICTED TO FLAMIN HOT CHEETOS AND PRETZELS!!!!!!!! idk... but i am. but we've run out of ALL of that... so i have nada. zilch. what language is zilch? anyone know? cuz i don't. and i wana. and i'm fragmenting. and it's annoying. skiing. that's a funny word. like... panicking. like, panic king. I AM THE KING OF PANIC. THE PANICKING. loti i wana meet the panicking~!!!! and the picnicking too. yay picnicking! woohoo!!! ok... i'm gonna stop rambling now and go sing whatever songs play on my playlist!
Yours Discursively,
tZvR :)
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BOTTLE CAP OF THE DAY!!
This is an amazing picture I found...it's inspiring. Yeah...so, today was good. I did okay on my world geography test, and amazing in geometry today!!
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Wednesday, December 10
quick rant
This has to be super quick because I've got to get off, but I HATE it when people talk over me...or anyone else.
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politically incorrect?
...was that politically incorrect? Should I have said teen wonder? It doesn't have the same ring...why am I even thinking about this? I have problems...
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I JUST DID THE IMPOSSIBLE!!
I got to the ELEVENTH LEVEL on a TEN LEVEL game.
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Tuesday, December 9
Gah!
it's sleeting here... that wasn't random or anything (note my sarcasm). yeah. that was a WEIRD way to start this off. yeah, i KNOW i haven't been here in FOREVER (no kidding) but you can totally blame school and all the stupid teachers who gave me a) projects, b) tests, c) quests, d) quizzes, or e) benchmarks! yay! (once again, sarcasm should be noted...) why do i say that? is someone REALLY going to take notes on what i type/say? really? if you do, note this: (cuz this is what i originally came here to type about before i got distracted...)
We have no forks.
no kidding- all our forks are dirty, so we didn't really have any. and my dad told us to eat ramen (awesomely delicious instant noodles) (i like chicken flavored ramen) for dinner. so i made some for my brother, and he found the "ninja fork", which is an awesome fork that can fold. like, it snaps into place and... yeah. tis a ninja. but that was the last "fork". so i had to eat my food with a spoon. and we kept saying fork or other random things instead of what we were TRYING to say. so here is DA LIST:
cup=fork
food=spoon
spoon= cup
knife= plate
napkins= straws
i just realized that like, 4 things were cups. so i had to make some adjustments. yeah... but it was really random. and kristin called me to tell me that she found a "leaf" on her sock which turned out to be a bug. so now she's going to write horror novels about what happened. i imagine one of them would be like this:
It seemed to be another ordinary Tuesday night, and I was on the computer instead of doing my homework, like I was supposed to be doing. While looking around, I saw a leaf on my sock. I decided to pick it up, and it was squirming in my fingers. It took me a whole minute to realize that what I was holding was in truth, NOT a leaf, but a bug. I screamed, and flung it across the room. I then ran into my room, sat in a corner (or in her closet... i'm not sure where ((what?! i wasn't there...that would be called "stalking-your-best-friend-because-there-is-nothing-creepy-about-that"))) hid under a blanket, and whipped out my cell phone, calling Rianna. She answered the phone, and I told her (while laughing hysterically, i must add) what had occured. I settled down after a bit, but could hear her on the line, still laughing. So I started laughing again too. And that went on for a while. Then I told her, in a scared voice, that my brother wasn't there to save me from this vile creature. Finally, after Rianna and I had talked for 30 minutes or so, Jason arrived, and we began a search for the now missing bug (that had 10, then 8, then 9 legs...) and we, Rianna and I, kept talking about random things for another whole hour.
yeah, it was REALLY random. like, she said ("I popped my shoulder blades") and even though I knew that, it sounded like brains, so i'm like, "you popped your shoulder brains!? wow, i didn't even know ur shoulders could have brains! mine must be dumb... they don't have brains." and later on, she had 9 shoulders- complete with 9 brains- and on each brain there was a mini table... which were serving bugs. yeah. twas hilarious, and while doing that, i ended up finishing my part of the bio project that's due tomorrow! yay me! but now i have to check my email and see if i got anything from my partners... yeah.
tZvR (wishes it was NEXT FRIDAY... at 1 pm. cuz i will be out on Christmas break! yay!!)
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title
so...remember the worm incident? if not, you should look it up...because it will make this seem even more hilarious than it really is... ONTO THE STORY!
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Monday, December 8
one thing to complain about:
stories is NOT spelled with a Y. It is also not spelled STORYIES. WHAT THE HECK is that word?! Because it surely isn't the plural of the word story, meaning an account of imaginary or realy people and events told for entertainment.
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boo for school!
yay for posting!
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Friday, December 5
AGAIN?!?!?!
kinda... yeah.
hello donut!
hehe..here we are again...i'm at rianna's house this time though...
ssssoooooooo... what to do tonight?
stuffses..like..............yep. no ideas from this brain person thingy.
i like ice cream!! (this is my thing to "break the ice"... yeah)
No!!! Not ice!! That means it's cold...which, in case you didn't know, is bad, at least for me,...i dislike the cold..yay for the first sentence line thingy over one line it this post! and it's about to be two! and now it's almost three....not really. i'm having a typo attack right now...it's not nearly as bad as the typo typhoon..or having so many typos you start speaking in a different language(O.o)
we did that one time... totally hilarious. in the field i remembered, you were, incredible, hey shut up, hey shut up, yeah. (lyrix to... andy ur a star by da killers! yay KILLERS!~ which reminds me... I FEEL IRRATIONAL! SO CONFRONTATIONAL! TO TELL THE TRUTH I AM, GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER! ((yeah... getting away with murder by papa roach... and kristin feels like a bear! RUN FROM THE RABID DOLPHINS WHO GOT THEIR RABIES FROM MERMAIDS!!! kristin is here to elaborate, Kristin?
YEs, Rianna...So, the discovery was made earlier today, when i started searching the reason WHY squirrels don't get rabies, and they do..it's just that they're too small to live from bites that would give them rabies...then we had a dolphin toy, so I searched if dolphins could get rabies, and it yes, since they're mammals, but they'd either have to get bitten by a dog, unlikely, or another mammal...and ii thought it said mermaid..so that'swhere the whole saying thing came from.....TWILIGHT GUY HAS PERFORMED ANOTHER COMMON SENSELESS ACT!! and it's common senseless enough for me to post it here...well, if you have no idea who I'm talking about, you should search for a post...somewhere. Okay, so today he spent the whole two hours of class searching for pictures of Edward Cullen...and yes, he is a guy. We've talked about this before...One of my friends thinks he's gay...and she wants me to ask him but that's rude...even though it would be kinda funny/awkward. Now time for Rianna!! Yayness.
((("back to you, Rianna" is what kristin SHOULD have said but she didn't. oh well. 1+2+3=6!!! no, NOT six factorial... GAH! HORRIBLE MATH~!!! -_-' kristin was just pointing out that this ((((-_-)))) was not a smile, defeating of the purpose of my screenname, which is riannasmiles. yeah... i'm hungry. oh well. dinner later... i like bio projects. shall i elaborate, or shall kristin? ME! ok... right after i sing these awesome songs by cobra starship... nvm. i'm trying to sing and type at the same time... not really working right now... but oh well. so for our bio project ((((the reason kristin is over)))) loti we both almost forgot about the post... yeah. DISTRACTIONS... oh yeah... anyway! for our bio project we were doing a powerpoint, and we got... distracted... again... and started coloring all over the last slide... it was amazerful. so all three of us ((((there was another friend over too)))) took a picture of it, and made it the backgrounds of our phones. ((((almost forgot AGAIN...)))) maybe we should just stop eh?
This is bad...I just found out that I had a notepad on my phone. and i've had it, yes the SAME phone, since the beginning of seventh grade....i have problems....yeah, i guess we should stop...at least it's not anywhere near as long as last time's. Not that that would be bad...but it would just be REALLY long. Because that one was REALLY REALLY LONG. YAY for really really really long posts! And food! From the deli my brother thinks he owns....I just listened to a fun song....Face Down by RJSA. if you don't know who that is, too bad...because I don't feel like typing out the REALLY REALLY REALLY long name...even though I just typed like five really's...but it's not close to how long the name is...it's a good song though. It's fun to sing when you're at home alone and you're pretty sure((((since you can NEVER be positive)))) that no one's watching...PARANOIA. When I was in the bathroom, I just started thinking, "what if someone was hiding behind the curtain?" First off, that'd be really weird/stalkerish...and gross...why would you choose a bathroom, of all places, to hide? You'd have better luck hiding in a bedroom...but that can be just as weird...just stick to looking through windows...yeah, this post should end. Because I have nothing to do and you can only talk about paranoia so long...
it's Red Jump Suit Apparatus. and that's not NEARLY as long as Honest Bob and the Factory-To-Dealers Incentives... loti i love their song I Get By... yeah.
KRISTIN HAS STML!! and YAISA... yeah. don't deny it~!
tZvR
Kris.))))))))))
Hehe....in case you didn't understand that, you should go WAAYYYYYYY back up to the beginning and note the parenthesis. Yep..............that's how blank my mind is right now...I was planning on saying something....which i just remembered!
Okay, so we were in the car on the way home from school (remember, i rode home with rianna so we could "work on" our bio project...and...well, read:
K(me, duh): So guess who was following me in the hallway earlier?
R(her, duh. frowny face-->): Who?
K: guess...
R: oh, uh, ****?
K: ****?
rianna started laughing here...
R: **** ****!
K: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
R: You forgot about ****?!
more laughing...
by me also this time
R: I'm telling him tomorrow (on his birthday) that you forgot about him!
K: I didn't forget about him!
R: Yes you did!
RM(her mom, duh): you probably know like ten ****'s.
end conversation
Yeah...it was interesting. **** is my friend, by the way...not my fried. rian's too, kinda of she says.
NOT MY TOOM~~~ I'M NOT DYING!!!!
Or are you?
I CAN NOT SAVE YOU! I CAN'T EVEN SAVE MYSELF!!! (save yourself by stabbing westward)
Yep...so I forgot about my friend on the day before his birthday...and rian's threatening to tell him....nice, huh?
Yepp...must sign out again since we wrote so much...i call first.
Kris.
loti kris has problems with my laptop... especially the: c, insert, and shift keys.
tZvR!! ^-^
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Thursday, December 4
I REMEMBERED!!
after doing several hours of "homework" (loti) i finally remembered what i was going to say about spanish today. so my teacher was writing olvidar on the board to show us the conjugation and stuff, but her o and l were so close together it looked like a 'd'. so we told her, and then she went out of her way to write the 'o's and 'l's like 'd's... it was funny. and one time she thought my friend and i were vandilizing the school property... we were just poking a sticker that was on the wall. :] hehe. many things happen in la clase de espanol. and dirk & nash had VERY strange hair cuts... which reminds me. this commercial is so funny! and i don't know why!!! it bothers me!!! so here, tell me why it's so hilarious!!! click HERE. well... now that i watched it again, i kinda know why it's funny, but at the same time it's not really funny...
tZvR
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SEPTAGON!
From the mind of Kris at 7:20 PM 0 people were awesome enough to comment.
APPLE PI PIE!!! (deja vu)
hello donut! (rian)
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Monday, December 1
If I told you what I just did, you would think I'm crazier than I actually am.
Hint: It was a teensy tiny bit stalkerish. Just a bit. I promise...well, I shouldn't say that. It could have been worse...
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Sunday, November 30
Post with a point
Okay...I haven't had a post with a point for a while now. So here goes nothing (NUMBER STYLE!)
From the mind of Kris at 3:47 PM 0 people were awesome enough to comment.
aes;oijga;oiejgr';paoerjgawi~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WIN!!! I FINALLY FINISHED THAT STUPID WASTE-OF-TIME OF AN ENGLISH REVIEW OVER THE HARDEST PLAY EVER!(so far anyway) JULIUS CAESAR. GAH WOOHOO! now i just have to go do every other stupid waste of time projects... darn. so much for a celebration. now i just ruined my mood. happy that i FINALLY finished that review (took me all Thanksgiving break ((wednesday thru sunday))), only to go do all my other projects. that i REALLY don't feel like doing. gah. oh well... i won't do them then! yay!!! :)
tZvR
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Saturday, November 29
yeah
"I'm going to be gone for two years."
From the mind of Kris at 11:43 PM 0 people were awesome enough to comment.
gah.
tis my new word... sorry i'm not here much anymore. stupid english study guide... but i'm almost done!! yay! only 53 more questions!!! i know, it's a lot, but considering there were over 300 (i'm guessing here) it's pretty good. gah. i still need to memorize a whole passage in Julius Caesar... why is his name spelled like that?! Caesar... i think it should be spelled ceaser. just because it's a long e sound, so ... ok. lost my train of thought. dinner time. i had spaghetti. that's a weird word too. spaghetti. like, spag hettee. i SHOULD be spugetty. yay! i like spugetty. that's fun. ok. now i'm just being random... and i don't feel like being random. so...
tZvR
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Friday, November 28
"Continue driving until I say you are lost."
Okay...Thanksgiving was pretty fun, but also pretty weird. We visited my uncle who used to live in Germany, and there were a bunch of random people that I didn't know, all speaking German. It kind of freaked me out. Before we ate, I walked to the park with my cousins, brother and mom. One of my cousins was antisocil and only talked to my mom, and the other two were hyper. Then we were forced to eat outside, which I hate, and a bunch of hilarious stuff happened.
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Wednesday, November 26
People who have problems using punctuation annoy me.
I found this on one MX user's page.
From the mind of Kris at 6:48 PM 0 people were awesome enough to comment.
I hate biology. and geometry. and english.
dumb teachers gave us homework over the break!!! GAH!
now i have to do like, 3 projects- one for each of those classes, while having THREE DIFFERENT THANKSGIVINGS this week!!! erg. now i have to do homework instead of stuffing my face and talking with people i haven't seen in forever. aoiawgoiadegoiaswnhgolgsw. see?! that's how mad i am. i've resorted to talking gibberish nonsense. loti rambled jonsense. so today, i have to go do research for bio project, then do research and somehow START my geom project, then answer like, a bajillion questions on my english thingy. gah- worst thanksgiving break EVER.
i'm now super depressed... hopefully christmas break will be better.
tZvR
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUESS WHAT?! I FOUND FANG!! Well, not me. But I found some people talking about who would be a good Fang. And he's amazing! Really. I guess I should post the picture....Here:
From the mind of Kris at 12:17 AM 2 people were awesome enough to comment.
Tuesday, November 25
turkey day reviews!
I can't stand it when people talk about things they don't know. Someone left a review about my fanfiction:
Texas is not near the Ocean; it's near the Gulf of Mexico, which connects to
the Atlantic Ocean by Florida. I think it has a tropical climate. I know
Louisiana does. I had to do a report on Louisiana a while back.
From the mind of Kris at 1:37 PM 2 people were awesome enough to comment.
I'm happy, i'm feeling glad. I've got sunshine, in a bag.
i'm useless, but not for long- the future, is coming on. loti that's Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz, by the way. anyway, i got out of school about an hour ago, (yay!) and i was happy. am still happy- don't worry, the bad mood's almost all gone. THANKZGIVING BREAK!!! YESh, which reminds me of those capri sun commercials, strangely. which makes me think- WHY do people insist on Thanksgiving NOT being a holiday? You may not think you do, but if you put up Christmas lights BEFORE Thanksgiving, before NOVEMBER even, to me it signifies a rush. A rush to get to Christmas. Because people are greedy and all they can think about is what they want to get as a present. Or who they want to get the present from. blah blah blah. RESPECT THE TURKEY. RESPECT IT! loto capri sun commercials rock. ya know what i'm saying? if not... go HERE to find out. yeah. now my bad mood is making a come back. DARN IT! i was already to be all happy/cheery cuz of our 5 day weekend, but NO. NO NO NO. arg. i'm a pirate. loti. ok.
tZvR (go to MAXIMUM X PEOPLE!!! it's totally AWESOME!!!!)
AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS MY FRIEND, LISTEN TO THOSE SONGS!!!!!
i'm sorry. the person i'm talking to will know what i'm talking about. The rest of you can be confused about it if you like... loti. oh, also for my friend: maximum-x and the blog
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Monday, November 24
The world has problems.
I'm in a bad mood. And it's not helping that stupid idiots can't even make correctly timed videos to the FEW songs that I don't know the lyrics to. And then random people just stop talking to me without any reason. They just leave.
From the mind of Kris at 4:51 PM 0 people were awesome enough to comment.
What the HECK was THAT?!
i REALLY don't know. loti ok. i'm talking about a dream i had...
I did my best to notice, when the car came down the line. Up to the platform
of surrender, I was brought but I was trying. Because tonight will be the night
that I will fall for Human, over again.
From the mind of Rian at 6:00 AM 1 people were awesome enough to comment.
Sunday, November 23
wOw
i am going to have 4 Thanksgivings. no kidding. I had ONE today, then one Thursday, actual turkey day, and then one Friday, and one i DIDN'T know about, on Saturday. yeah. it was good food. and now we're watching Star Wars Episode 1. yeah. very interesting. this is a short post. yeah. IF YOU HAVE MAXIMUM X CHAT WITH ME!!! lol. YIPPEE!!! that's what anakin said. loti. ok
tZvR OUT!
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my dream.
Yes, I'm still gone, but I borrowed my dad's laptop to post about my dream because I'll probably forget by the time I get home. It was one of the weirest dreams I've ever had in my life, and that's saying something.
So I was running around a park thing with Rianna, and there were all these signs saying stuff like, "Rian and Kris rule!" Then we randomly won a contest and were shipped off to a haunted house on some island in South America. But Rianna wasn't even with me in the Haunted house. It was me, my brother, and some other random people. So we all went to sleep, and slept on the couch together because we were scared, except fr one kid. He slept in some random bedroom with the door closed. So in the morning, I woke up and went to wake him up. He got out of bed and was closing his door, when the house started filling with water. It was a two story house, and it was filling up house. So I grabbed one of those foldy tables and smashed the window to let the water out. But then the lady who owned the house got mad at me for breaking her window and she started throwing dishes and stuff at me. So I was trying to protect myself with the table, but it had become soft, like a blanket. Then I started whipping the lady with it and she kept getting mad, then she disappeared. That was the end of the dream.
Yep..It was very weird. Well, I'd better go now. We have to check out of the hotel at noon and hopefully we get to go to the Barnes and Noble! It's awesome and has two stories.
Kris.
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Saturday, November 22
MX
maximum-x. rocks. my. two. different. socks.
yeah, i'm wearing two different socks, you got a problem with that!?
anyway, i have lots of new online friends and it's totally fun!!! yay for awesome friends!
i'm not going to list them all... that'd take forever. but there's sable & ku-chan... they're fun, here's the blog that i will put with the other blogs later. clicky. (it's not really theirs, but i only know them so...) Then there's spazzi who has an awesome site that i can't remember right now. sorry spazz. so yeah. ok. lots of random boring things to do today (HOMEWORK!) so i'll keep it short.
tZvR
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short post
Leaving. Will not be back until sunday night when I will have to write a five minute speech about stretching. Must go eat donuts. Will post Sunday night.
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Friday, November 21
more weirdness
Okay...I found my phone. In the pantry. For real.
From the mind of Kris at 4:34 PM 0 people were awesome enough to comment.
weirdness
TWILIGHT MOVIE! LESS THAN THREE HOURS!
From the mind of Kris at 3:55 PM 0 people were awesome enough to comment.
Ridiculously Awesome
My story (the short way):
Kristin and her dog were walking in the park and sat down on the bench
across from me. She pulls out her notebook and pencil and starts reading. i start reading MR (The Angel Experiment) and i go and describe all the
characters (max, fang, iggy, nudge, gazzy, angel, jeb, & ari). Kristin
then beckons me over to her bench, and we start talking about how inhumane The School is. Then she tells me to read her story. It was about an adverse group of people in a transparent airplane. It hits turbulance, so they summon a giant chimera that burgeons and it saves the plane from being obliterated. The people climb down the giant chimera and successfully dissuaded a miser from cutting down the plant. and they gave him the antidote for his illness. then they traveled through the village and installed suffrage. they figured out that the village
was on the edge of a cliff when one of the more stoic people in the group fell off. what people didn't know was that one of the fatuous people in the group wanted to save him and fell off afterwards. the recluse who lived at the bottom of the cliff went and brought the bodies back up. then the people didn't know what to do with the hermit- should they let him in the village, should they not? so some of the villagers climbed up to the top of the chimera with him and then they pushed him off, and then the other villagers were mad at them. Finally, a random pirate comes and gives them a clue for them and they acertain that doom is going to come to their village, and then a giant came, by instructions of the pirate, and squished the village. the end.ah! it's messed up! so yeah, that was my story in SL- we needed to use
45 vocab words and i didn't know half of them... loti. most of them aren't in
there though. but anyway, in bio my lab partners and i (we sit three to a table)
found a piece of paper and made a game out of it. if i ever get it, then i'll take pictures of it and post it. totally awesome. in espanol, we were talking about puppies(cachorros) and someone said cuchara (spoon). yeah. then on the bus EVERYONE was randomly riding, so it was really weird and i had to sit all the way in the back. with all the juniors & seniors. and my only other freshman friend went up to the front to go sit with this one guy because the guy offered. so i felt lonely and yeah. but i'm going to go watch Twilight soon! yay! i'll post about it too. ok? i won't give TOO much away... omc that was hilarious! sry- my dad's watching judge judy... and she asked this guy how he gets by (cuz he doesn't work) and he's all uhm, and she says um is not an answer. so he's all, "I uh, um, i... i... i do alright." and we burst out laughing. yeah. ok. going to get ready for kristin to come pick me up! and eat food- i almost kinda skipped lunch cuz i was working on that story. i almost didn't have enough time. so yeah. i only ate chips and a sandwich... yeah. ok.tZvR (is annoyed at this... but happy/anticipating suckiness from the movie!)
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Thursday, November 20
I'M OFFICIALLY DEPRESSED... but slightly happy
why? because fang's blog kinda ceases to exist. why? STOP ASKING!! sry. he's not going to post there anymore because of the new website he has. Where is it? Maximum-X. tis a mix between MR & Daniel-X, but mostly MR. because Fang's in charge, that's why. But i'm still sad. maybe i'll join them. as all you MR fans should! :] jk you don't have to, but yeah. nevermind. So that's why i'm totally depressed yet slightly happy.
Click here for Maximum-X.
From the mind of Rian at 7:48 PM 1 people were awesome enough to comment.
PANDALIAN!
This is the weirdest thing I have ever read in my life. It is out of character. This person needs to be force-read these books. I will gladly do the job. None of this stuff would ever happen. Ever. Including the part where Max is super excited because she cussed more than Fang. And the part where she is mad that she got Fang for a project partner. Or the part where she faints. Or the part where Ella and Iggy are making out and Fang and Max are watching and Ella hears them abd Iggy doesn't. Or the part...
From the mind of Kris at 7:24 PM 0 people were awesome enough to comment.
hilarious day...
This post is dedicated to Twilight Guy, the most hilarious person in my journalism class. My friends have started to question his gayness (yes i just said that) due to a few things:
From the mind of Kris at 4:22 PM 0 people were awesome enough to comment.
POINTLESS!
that's today's word. because today was pointless. we learned some kind of proof in geometry that almost put me to sleep, in gym we just dressed out and sat around, in geography took notes we started 2 weeks ago and after lunch we had a "dance off" because the teacher left the class, and in english there was a debate between like, 4 people in the whole class. i sat there eating Cheetos (the flaming hot version) and basically not doing anything. So on the bus one of my friends told me three jokes. i'm only going to tell two, but if you REALLY want to know, cbox or comment.
Joke 1:
Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted.
Joke 2:
A guy walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered his drink. The barkeeper went away to get it, and the guy hears, "Hey. Nice shirt." He looks around to see who said that, but there wasn't anyone around that could have said that. So when the barkeeper comes back, he asks, "Hey- did you see who told me 'Nice shirt'?" The barkeeper responds, "Oh yeah. It was the peanuts. They're complementary!"
get 'em? assaulted, like, a Salted? yeah. and complementary- complementary peanuts... yeah. they may be bad, but they were funny. So if you want to hear the third one, comment or cbox... and i'll probably tell kristin, so if she remembers and she happens to know, yeah. but commenting is better... unless you decide to check the cbox like, every 15 minutes... yeah. or if you happen to know my email (stalkers!) or my HOME phone number (SUPER STALKERS!) then you can reach me there. or if you have my myspace (AH!) or facebook (SUPER AH!) then yeah. YOU STALKERS!!! I'M SCARED NOW!!!!! bLaH. what can i say? I'm a paranoid person. ya never know... until you know. loti. NEVER SAY NEVER CUZ NEVER'S JUST EVER WITH AN N IN FRONT OF IT!!!! :] O.o
tZvR (is probably being stalked... even though she's at home.)
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