my summer is going to be so boring that i've come to love people who can't do things.

like spell. or count. or use proper grammar. 

yeaaahhh... this is going to be one of the more boring summers in my life. sadly. :'(

i mean, normally, i would volunteer at the vet, but there are new labor laws apparently, so i can't.

also, we would go on vacation probably somewhere, but that's out. i plan to do lots of things over the summer, but they're all spread out & junk, and i probably won't get around to doing any of it. but i digress. (hah, i've come to re-love that word. if you want to know how, read that old books story on fiction press that kristin posted about! it was awesome!)

so ok. the only thing that reminded me that i needed to post was that i was just reading a fanfiction that made NO SENSE at ALL & had horrible spelling. It reminded me of this thing. So earlier today (as i've been doing all week since Tuesday), i was channel surfing for movies to watch, & I saw this one called "Don't Make Me". so i pushed that little "Info" button on the remote & promptly burst out laughing. Why? Because this is what it said:

               Angles from Heaven and Hell fight over the soul of an injured boxer.

yeah, ANGLES. not ANGELS, but angles. yeah. so it made me think:

yeah! go 45 degrees! get that soul! 

no way! my 90 degrees totally kicks your 45's butt! HAH!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

yeah, i know, i'm crazy. but i was bored!!!

and i decided against watching that- besides, it was almost over anyway. So i continued the surfing of channels, & found this little kids show called "Olivia". So once again, I clicked that little "Info" button and saw:

Olivia is afraid that William will be arrested after he accidentally breaks Dad's bowling trophy.

& once again, i burst out laughing. I thought of this:

Dad: GAH! you broke my trophy, William! I'M CALLING THE COPS!

Will: WHAT?! that's not a federal offense!!! ... is it?

Oliv: :'( see~~ i TOLD you!!! WAAHHHH!!! (<-- crying, btw)

Will: ... what the heck????

yeahh... i know. Ok. I'll tell you about the fanfiction i was reading... kinda. it spelled lots of things incorrectly, and ... yeah.

sall= saw

Doge ball= dodgeball

doge= dodge

dogged= dodged (though "dogged" is actually a word...)

and some other stuff i don't feel like explaining. just read it. it's under MR & it's called "The signs" 

yeah, i know.

Rian (says, "it's not even 5 in the morning & I'm already bored!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME! ... AH A MOSQUITO THING!" & promptly begins to itch.)