Bob the Butler song :D

My name is Bob

I'm looking for a job.

When I'm not getting fired,

I'm living like a slob.

Go through the phone book,

Looking for work;

I wanna be an astronaut,

like Captain Kirk!

Flip burgers

to make me a buck,

I burn down the best spot-

it's just my luck.

I got another occupation

under my belt-

keeping a job could be a new avail.

Like the time at the barber shop-

gave it all I got.

Chopped off an earlobe-

it bled a lot.

He never said a lot-

he just SCREAMED!

I got blood on my brand new blue jeans (ah!)

Oh golly gee,

did it again.

I talk to my hamster,

my only friend (aw)

Look in the phone book again like a fool,

and I see something-

IT'S BUTLER SCHOOL!

My name is Bob and I'm looking like a slob (BOB!)

My name is Bob and I need to get a job (BOB!)

My name is Bob- not Bobert, just BOB!

My name is Bob and I need to get a job (BOB!)

My name is Bob and I'm looking like a slob (BOB!)

My name is Bob and I need to get a job (BOB!)

My name is Bob- not Bobert, just BOB!

My name is Bob and I need to get a job (BOB!)

I jumped in my motorbike-

gonna be a butler!

Went to the school-

it was like NO OTHER!

They made me balance plates on my head! (yeah!)

They made me make a naked dude get dressed! (WHAT?!)

Dressed me up,

in a suit and a vest,

took me to the rooftop,

for a test.

Made me climb to the edge REAL SLOW

I looked at the ground and I got VERTIGO! (woah-oh-oh)

I thought about a woman that I met the other day

and the vertigo stopped spinning-

it went away.

Well I felt real good,

what can I say?

I think I'm gonna be a butler-

I'm on my way!

cuz [sing the Bob! part again]

Went to the place and I got a job

ON THE SPOT!

Living in the attic-

I didn't need a lot!

Take the duster, dust

I ATTACK THIS!

Drive the kids to basketball practice!

I make dinner.

Some kind of luau!

I wanna make the lady say, "WOW!"

The lady comes home,

and the pig EXPLODES! (wha?!)

Messed up again,

that's all she knows!

Pretty soon I'll be back on the streets,

I'll be looking for a job with nothing to eat.

Maybe I can be a rapper-

rapping on the beat!

Get you're on the dance floor,

moving your feet. (hah!)

[Bob! part again]

[Bob! part once more]

[... just sing it again here, too, and you're done!]

Rian (We will by popcorn at the mall, we will build sandcastles twenty feet tall, we will rope DUCKS or maybe COWS, we will jump HIGH into the clouds! - Charlotte from Making Fiends- the "Pony" episode)

psst: i just did this because I felt like it... I mean, it's not like I have anything better to do. >.>;;