The Man Who Fell Sideways (apparently, soon to become a major motion picture!!)

Rian (loves XKCD)
psst: it's not really gonna become a movie... but if it does, let me know. I wanna be the first in the theater. Well, after Randall, of course. And the people who star in the movie... but whatever.
psst2: aw, i just realized it's too big. So i'll just write the third & fourth panels of every line out down here, so you can still read what it says.

So he fell. Constantly.
AAAAAAAA*thud*AAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
*gallop gallop*AAAAAAAA
*Wham*HIWHAT'SYOURNAME *thud*AAAAAAAAAA
"I think... I think I'm..." "Falling for him?" "I wasn't going to say it."
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE The End EEEEEEEEE

Yes. I realize that that didn't work out so well... but i like this one, so i don't care. :)