I mean it. They started a mobile version of the site! Do they just want me to read ff constantly? Because that's what would happen. I would never get to sleep, because I'd be up reading. I'd fail all of my classes, because I wouldn't pay attention and I would sneak away to the bathroom to read, plus I'd never do my homework. It would probably end up killing me, and then I'd be on the news. Therefore, I'm not going to even look at the mobile button. Well, I'll try not to. But no guarantees.