Alternate Text: Also, if you read his speech at Rice, all his arguments for going to the moon work equally well as arguments for blowing up the moon, sending cloned dinosaurs into space, or constructing a towering [censored]-shaped obelisk on Mars.

Yeah, I censored it because people might be offended. If you really wanna know what it said, just go to the actual comic on the site and read it yourself :)
Rian