Sunday, January 2

Don't Talk About His Head/Neck- I Already Told You I Can't Draw.

My brother has been dropping stuff a lot lately, so I started thinking about the term "Butterfingers". It's kind of an odd term, really- so I drew a picture. And started thinking about the pros & cons of having fingers made out of butter.

  • The common torture of cutting off fingers would do you no harm other than making some fingers shorter than the others.
  • If you ran out of butter, you could just cook with your fingers.
  • If you get stuck between two walls or something, you can always rub the walls and make them slick so you can get out.
  • If you get hungry, you can eat your fingers.
  • You couldn't touch anything without getting it buttery.
  • You could not live in places with warm temperatures ever.
  • Bugs/Rodents would eat your fingers.
  • You would never be able to wash your hands.
  • You could easily lose a finger & not notice.
  • Apparently your neck will be like that of a giraffe.
  • You would be stuck with the nickname "Butterfingers" for the rest of your life.
  • You'd have a hard time holding on to things.
  • You couldn't do any work that requires precision.
  • You would probably always be buttery.
Obviously, there are more cons than pros, which is probably why none of us actually HAVE butter for fingers. If you do, I'm so sorry.
If you can think of any other pros or cons, feel free to comment! :)

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