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Hello Donut!!
Long time, no see, eh? I know. I was grounded (don't ask why, please), so i couldn't get on the computer for a week. But i'm back now. and have a SUPER LONG post coming up... yeah. so just bear with me. I haven't read what kris has posted yet, so I DON'T CARE if kris posted stuff that i'm writing!!! DON'T CARE!!!! so here we go- my week of no computer.

Wednesday, 10/1
I was being REALLY slow. People kept telling me jokes and stuff and i never got it until like, 54 seconds later (yesh, that was a random number). So in gym, we went to the park, and for once didn't have to run laps around the football field. so my friend and i hung out at the playground and played on the bar that was like, 3 feet off the ground. There was a swing set, but it doesn't have swings, and we were doing chin ups (really we both just did one and then went back to the other bar), but i was too short/ weak to pull myself up, so i had to kick. She thought it was amusing, and i told her there were stairs there. Yep. Stairs. Then it was another friend's birthday, and we sang to her at lunch. Some other random people sang too... it was weird. Also, i was eating grapes, and i bit one and the juice went everywhere, and kristin thought i SPIT on her. I DIDN'T!!!! TWAS THE GRAPE'S FAULT!!!! hehe. and, still at lunch, we realized that we had mind powers- if we think about something, it'll randomly break. It works best on oreos. And in english, my group decided that we should do a random essay on how Cinderella murdered her mom at 3 years old, and the "evil" stepmother wasn't really evil, she was just mean to Cinderella because of what she'd done.

Thursday 10/2
Everything funny happened in spanish. On a test, a question said (no, i'm not gonna give it to you in spanish): I really like science because it's _____. The answer was fun, but one of the answer choices was boring. I LIKE SCIENCE BECAUSE IT'S BORING!!! hehe. Then the teacher told us this story about how one time she was sick, and the sub walked into the worst class. She left notes saying that a girl sat on the chalkboard and broke it, and then the same girl had thrown a shoe at some other kid. Then, the sub had run out of the room, yelling for help. It was weird. And then the supervisor had come in and called everyone in the class a-holes. yeah. weirder. Then she randomly asked us if she had told us about Gabe's Guacamole, and someone asked, "Gay's guacamole?!" yeah. my spanish class is weird.

Friday 10/3
In gym, one of my friends was talking about some music video, and this other guy listened in only to hear "sex change" and thought that my friend was going to get one. So then he was walking around and wondering aloud what he'd (he being my friend) look like as a girl. And my friend had NO CLUE!! TOTAL OBLIVIOUSNESS!! and TOTALLY HILARIOUS! yeah. also, another one of my friend's said Banbandaner. cuz we were talking about the clock being hidden behind a banner. In Geography, kris asked me a question, and i thought she asked me how long the movie we were watching was. so i told her an hour, and she said, "ONE HOUR OLD?!" and so apparently she was asking me how OLD the movie was... yeah. so that ended with laughing so hard and "crying" that someone said that she actually thought that we were seriously crying. At lunch, a friend (i know, i have LOTS of friends) told us about this game where you have to randomly kill birds. idk what game it was... oh well. sry, but i'm not gonna search it... i haven't played it, but it seems hilarious. Then, on kris's bus, there is this guy who dances to cell phone ring tones. twas hilarious. Then, once again, we go back to the infamous Burst Limit game to find out that Yamcha makes fart noises when he gets hit, Racoom says Dum da da duuuumm, only, not excited. in monotone. hehe.

Saturday 10/4
Today i realized that 102.1 is kinda addicted to that song Addicted by Saving Able. SO ANNOYING!! cuz i don't like that song. nope. Also, WEEZER'S HAVING A HOOTINANY!!! have you heard? lotio, imagine your favorite weezer song being played with an acordian, recorder (like, the little plastic instrument we all played in 3rd grade) or a kazoo. interesting...

Sunday 10/5
Omc the 9/9 double header episodes of Wipeout cracked me up!! now everytime i see extreme, i say, "EXTREME KIWI!" just like the guy. and the toucan guy kinda scared me. Click here to watch those episodes and more!!!

Monday 10/6
Twas fair day. i went to the fair- duh! we got ShamWOW. it's apparently mushy, like felt. lotio. My family and i went to the car places and some of those truck side mirrors were as big as my head- no exaggeration or anything!! it was craziness! Later, my brother was playing some Stupid Test on addictinggames.com, and it had horrible grammer- stuff like, Where be Harry Potter? and when you find him, he says, "Help! I be lost!" ugh. drove me nutso. And, once again Burst Limit comes up- Apparently android 18 is a guy. yeah. Goku says, "he...he's incredible!" and Gohan says, "Don't let him beat you!" or something like that.

Tuesday 10/7
In the morning, I was thinking about how the City of Ember movie comes out either Wednesday or Friday, and i couldn't remember the main guy character's name, but i think it starts with a D. Then i randomly thought, "I should ask the Adenine Council!" WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THE ADENINE COUNCIL!!! if anyone knows, please tell me. Later on, i was looking through my planner from last year, and saw "Donde esta mi super traje?" written there from when i watched the Incredibles (Los Incredibles) in espanol in spanish class. twas hilarious. Then i was watching tv and it was on the commercial for this book called The Way We Work and it said, "The perfect book for anyone who has a body!" Yeah, call me crazy, but that cracked me up. Then Kristin came over, and i realized i never told anyone about this time when i was in gym (we were at the park) and some random dogs started running around with us. Then these lady's came by, and the dogs started chasing them, and they asked us to take our dogs back. WE'RE IN SCHOOL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! why would we have dogs!? idk. Then this weird song came on the radio and it was just this person going, "hu uh. hu uh." like they were breathing, and then they kept saying, "i'm automatic" and it was weird. And kristing also gave me some pound cake that tastes like cheddar cheese.

Wednesday 10/8
Friend1 said, "we should go tell the teacher about the cricket." There's some cricket that's dead in this camera thing and everyone randomly says, "it STILL hasn't moved." and i'm thinking NO DUH IT'S DEAD!! but Friend2 heard Friend1 and thought Friend1 said, "Go jump off an electric pole." i know, my friends are weird.

TODAY~~
A random teacher walked in my geometry room and said we were poor underpriviledged children (i don't care if i spelled that really long word wrong- i'm just trying to finish this post already!!) because we were "teacherless" even though our teacher was out in the hallway. it was weird. And i kept almost falling down. my gym friends are going to be making a "business" which i think is not gonna happen, but it was hilarious. Friend1 is gonna sell eggrolls, Friends2,3,4 are going to sell churros, Friend5 is going to sell burgers and ribs, and Friend6 is going to sell fried chicken. They wanted me to sell something too, but i said i'd just go and buy food from all of them. And friend1 and i had a very long conversation about Star wars commentaries (how boring they were), tea, more star wars (animated series is weird), and how all the volleyballs and footballs kept attacking us, and how the soccer ball almost cut off friend1's head. random, i know, but we were bored, ok?
There you have it, my whole long and boring week.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!! is finally back!!)