How To:

Make Scrambled Eggs!

Materials:

1. eggs (the number is up to you)
2. a bowl
3. a fork
4. salt, pepper, and maybe other spices?
5. a small pan thingy
6. a spoon (like, a wooden or plastic ones that you would mix... idk cake mix with?)
7. a stove
8. milk
9. cooking oil (like pam or something.. canola oil, olive oil, whatever i guess...)

Step 1: crack eggs on a hard surface.

Step 2: break the eggs into the bowl... don't get ANY SHELL in there. Just get the white & yolk... and also get your fingers gooey.

Step 3: whisk the eggs in the bowl with the fork.

Step 4: put pan thing over a flame on the stove.

Step 5: spray/pour oil stuff into the hot pan.

Step 6: Pour fork-whisked eggs into hot & oiled pan.

Step 7: Play a game. Stir the eggs around (in the pan, of course) and try to keep them from sticking everywhere. it's really fun.

Step 8: Whisk until the eggs look to be cooked to your fancy.

Step 9: turn off the fire and keep stirring until eggs stop hissing. Then put on a plate.

HOW TO MAKE AWESOME TOAST/BREAD STUFF!!!

Materials:

1. Bread
2. Honey/butter
3. Toasteroven/Microwave (oven)

Step 1: Put bread into toaster/microwave oven on anywhere between 239-269 degrees F.

Step 2: only keep it there for around 30 seconds.

Step 3: take out... AFTER turning off whatever you used. **Caution** toast & oven thing CAN and most likely WILL be hot. (in case someone can't tell)

Step 4: put honey/butter on warm bread/toast.

Step 5: ENJOY WITH SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

idk why. i had that for breakfast this morning... yummy. and then i had ice cream. yummier. yay for xbox 360 awesome homepage place!!! woohoo!!! it's fun. ok.

tZvR (is once again pondering WHY the post HAS to be double spaced...)