a randomly long post about NOTHING.

RECENT NEWS (dun dun dun)

Which reminds me of a Pearls Before Swine Comic

Click the picture so you can read it all...it got cut off. Umm...you won't get the P.S. part unless you've read the whole section...which you can do here.

Soo...the actual reason for this post is not to introduce you to the most hilarious comic of all time. Well, not originally. I was going to tell you about the motorcycle wheelie guy.

So we were stuck at an intersection yesterday, and there was a lady(wearing pink), to our left, and a guy to our right. They were both on motorcycles, so we figured they were racing each other.

So the light turns green and they both zoom off. The guy is ahead, but the lady suddenly speeds up and gets WAYYYY ahead. So we were laughing at the guy...and he suddenly starts going REALLY fast and does a wheelie until we can't see him anymore. It was awesome. And slightly weird. He won.

Then, today, we went to Marble Slab (is it to words?) for ice cream. I got the smallest one (LIKE IT!), and my brother got the next size up (LOVE IT!). We were in the car, on our way home, eating ice cream, when my brother goes:

J: You know, these containers look smaller than they really are.

K: Does that mean you got too much?! -laughter-

J: ...you want some?

Haha...it was funny. And I'm not even going to start on our would you rather game last night...we were in the car on the way home (oops, looks like I started), and Jason suggests playing would you rather. So we did...all of his were things you could DIE from (would you rather hang by your toes from that light pole for ten minutes or do jumping jacks on top of that billboard?; would you rather be trapped in a closet with a poisonous snake or scuba dive with a carnivorous shark?). Then came the hilarious question to rule them all...it also started a very long and hilarious conversation... about people smearing food on tables:

Would you rather have your name on a cup or a napkin?

-sigh-

Good times...

Well, I'd better go to bed. Big day tomorrow. Well, sort of. 

Kris.

(YAY NO MORNING TRACK PRACTICE!)