Kid: Hey G.I. JOE! I accidentally stuffed my dog in the microwave!
joe: Microwaves are dangerous!
k: I didn't know!
j: Well now you know! And knowing is half the battle!
ppl: G.I. JOE! A real american hero!

lol my bro & i made that up... Tomorrow, i'll try to put a youtube video up with real ones... Haha. It might not seem funny to you, but you haven't heard us :P

Rian (actually thinks that the kids are talking to Duke, but it doesn't matter)
psst: lovely complex /is/ hilarious!
the //= italicized.