Lolzorz! So, apparently, when my parents went to the store to buy bacon, it went like this:
Mom: *holds up two packages of bacon* do you think this will be enough?
Dad: yeah, i think it'll be enough.
Random guy who walked up in the middle of the conversation: you can never have enough.
Finally! Someone who understands!
Tonight, i have decided upon two things. 1) i will become a professional bacon-weaver. 2) next time i go to the store, i'll loiter around the bacon. If anyone asks if they have enough, i'm totally gonna be that random person. :D