You know what word just kills me?

Chortle.

I mean it.

Whenever anyone says it, I burst into laughter.

For some reason, I have this image of some old guy going, "or hor hor hor," whenever anyone says chortle.

I don't know why.

It just sets me off.

And while we're on the subject...don't ever come between me and my potatoes. Jason learned that today at dinner.

Kris.

Nightmares

So, I had this really weird dream last night. It wasn't a nightmare, because I don't really have REAL nightmares. They're usually just dreams where stupid stuff that scares me happens. Over and over again. And I wake up and keep picturing it...

Anyway, last night's dream was about a bear.

Apparently, I was in some game store with my brother, and we kept browsing through everything like five times, and playing all the demos over and over again. Then it was time to go home, and we walked through this park. My brother disappeared or something, because I didn't see him again for the longest time.

Anyway, I ran into this guy who was fishing, so I sat down beside him and we started talking. Then, this random bear comes out of nowhere and he was like, "just stay still and it will go away."

I really wanted to run, but I didn't because he said it was okay.

But it wasn't. The bear started running towards me, so I started running away, and basically, that's what happened for the rest of the dream.

I jumped over ponds, ran through trees, and all that. Finally, I ran into Jason, who was being chased by a snake. The snake started chasing me.

I woke up. I went back to sleep.

The bear and snake kept chasing me.

I woke up, and didn't go back to sleep because I was tired of being chased. Physically tired, like I actually had been chased by a bear all night long.

Kris.

DING DONG! Hi-lo!
Yeah. I'm too lazy to make up my own post about my own "nightmare" I had last night. Weird. Stupid bfft.
Anyway.
I don't even really know what was happening in my nightmare... just that I was on my street.
I was walking down the street with some random guy I don't think I know (but in my dream I knew him, so he wasn't a stranger), and all of the sudden, out of no where this giant lizard thing comes and attacks him. and my vision just like, zoomed in on it. The lizard thingy had rat teeth, and it kept biting his arms and his nose (?? trust me- i don't know, either). We finally got away from it, and ran into my house. When I locked the door, I randomly realized I left some super important object outside on the driveway. I don't remember what it was, though... but we couldn't do anything without it. Not joking. He said that he wasn't going back out there (for obvious reasons), and I wasn't about to go out there and get eaten (for we could still see the lizard/rat thing pacing back and forth in front of my driveway from the window by my door). Yeah. I woke up then.
And went back to sleep because it was 5:09 in the morning.*
This time, the dream changed, as it usually does. This time, I had some random deformed, clay cup with vines around it, and i filled it with ice water. I then walked outside and walked to the corner, where Santa and his sleigh (complete with all 9 reindeer) and some of his elves were waiting. I gave the water to Santa, and he started talking to me inspirationally and giving me random hugs. Then he flew off, leaving me a whole bunch of gifts.
And suddenly the world of Phineas and Ferb was teleported to my neighborhood. I was Candace, but still me (if that makes sense). Like... If I were in Candace's body, I would still act like myself. But if I were in my own body, I would act like Candace? something like that. Anyway, yeah. I hung out with Jeremy & his family for the rest of the time.
My dreams are weird. Deal with it.
Rian (*- I randomly always remember the exact times I wake up in the middle of the night. or morning. whatever)

SNL- Taylor Lautner

So, to add to the Christmas fun, my cousin and I watched SNL on On Demand because we were bored. And the episode that Taylor Lautner (Jacob, from the Twilight movies, just in case you didn't know) hosted was hilarious. Let me find the funniest clips...

Well, click HERE for the full episode. You may as well just watch the whole thing. :)

If you have verizon fios, you can watch it for free on On Demand. Look it up.

Kris.

random adventures

So, you know how I spent Thanksgiving walking through the woods with my cousins?

Well, I spent Christmas, walking to the park with them.

It was enjoyable, despite the fact that there was still ice on the ground, and it was about thirty degrees. And windy.

The most hilarious part was that the six of us were all on one swingset at once, and when anyone started to go really high, the swingset would start flying out of the sand...it was kinda scary, but it was really fun.

The second most hilarious part was that my cousin's friend randomly stopped by and gave us a ride home (since we had walked to the park and it was getting dark and cold-not to mention the fact that it would have taken about twenty minutes to get home, and we already couldn't feel our toes.). That may not seem funny, but you try fitting seven people into a car that fits five. To make it worse, this is who was in the car:

2 twenty year old guys (my cousin and his friend)

1 seventeen year old guy (other cousin)

1 sixteen year old girl (other cousin)

1 fifteen year old girl (me)

1 fourteen year old guy (other cousin)

1 twelve year old guy (my brother, Jason)

Yeah. I sat in my cousin's lap, and my cousin sat in his brother's lap. It was hilarious, and we really hoped we didn't get pulled over, because none of us were wearing seatbelts. YAY!

Just kidding. Anyway, it took about two minutes to get home, though it seemed much longer than that since I kept hitting my head on the ceiling.

Kris.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! :D
hope you all have a wonderful holiday!
-KnR

OMG.

Can anyone else believe that it's snowing, in Texas, on Christmas eve? Yesterday it was seventy degrees, by the way.

Kris.

ohmygosh, baaaaaaaacon.

wow.
this is what happens, ladies and gentlemen, when you read a certain story in the Maximum Ride Fanfiction Archives. i'm not telling you what it is. unless you want to know. but i'm pretty sure i've mentioned it before... oh well.
yeah.
bacon.
really... there's nothing i can say here. i mean, yeah, there's plenty of things i could say... just nothing i can say here. if that makes sense to you...
anyway... um... i laughed my head off when i saw this. i mean, they even had the little "AAAAAHH!!" music!! oh jeez. yeah, click here if you want to see it.
and yeah, there are bacon clothes, too. just google 'bacon clothes', and you'll see. that, and 'things made out of bacon'... hah.
oh jeez. look at this: clicky it's only sad because people probably do that. but other than that, it's totally hilarious because people might actually do that.

... and on a totally different note...
i wish i were THIS GUY RIGHT HERE. just saying. he's amazing.
oh. and this is really useful for trying to look up numerous things at one time and not wanting to go back and forth between multiple tabs or browsers. clicky!

Rian (never got out of the 90s and is so much more rad than you! [thank you for that! hopefully you know who you are...])
psst: my bad. this is an edit, in case you were wondering, and starting to think you were going insane. unfortunately, you are not. that little voice you hear in your head? it's Destrey :P [see IDEK on youtube...]. ANYWAY. i'm here to say i was wrong. the republic of bacon does not have any "AHHH!" music. it has, "ALL HAAAAAAIL!!! (bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon)" music. there IS a distinction (if you couldn't tell). so yeah.
oh. and the feelings of being watched? it's the farting spider hahahah [once again, blame IDEK]

um... yeah. hello, again.
it's been a while.
you'd think that when break starts, i'd have an endless amount of time to just bug you wonderful readers with so many annoying little posts about random stuff like Incredibles' Masks (i mean really- how DO they just stick to their faces like that?!).
but no.
um... i really just kinda posted to post, ya know?
so... i don't know what to say.
i mean, i guess i don't have to say anything, but...
whatever.
Rian (likes Fallout 3, More Than A Feeling by Boston, and her grandmother's homemade bread.)

Just so you know.

just so you know, that's a jesse meccartney song.

Anyway, i just needed to post. i have a post in progress, but i need to finish it up, so i'm just posting this for now.

Yeah....i'm going to see new moon again tonight. it's gonna be AWESOME!!!!!

Kris.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAT!

KAT: (it's in all caps like it's gonna catch your attention or something, because being at the top of the page just doesn't cut it, apparently)

happy happy birthday!

from kris and I to you!

happy happy birthday!

hope you don't catch the flu!

woo!

heh.

yeah, hope you have a wonderful birthday, Kat :)

You're awesome!

You're wonderful!

You're simply... some cool adjective that rhymes with wonderful! yeah.

Kris & Rian