Randomness about forks

Hello Donut!
Alright. i'm bored. so i feel like talking about forks. Not for a far out reason, just because i just got finished doing some dishes. Anyway, my brother was helping me put up the dishes, and he was picking out the knives, and he said, " GET OFF YOU HITCHHIKING FORK!". so yeah. Now we have hitchhiking forks. and forks reminds me of Forks, from Twilight. I still haven't even STARTED breaking dawn yet... i should do that... and also, forks reminds me of sporks. Which reminds me (yesh, i know, that's a LOT of reminding... i think i had this all planned out too, but just didn't notice it til now) of this fanfic i was reading. It was chatroom style, and it was Max Ride, and i was totally funny because randomly in there, Max kept saying that she was going to kill Fang sooooo super bad that not even a rusty spork could protect him. and i was thinking, "rusty spork"? I didn't know they made sporks out of metal that could get rusty!!! (Actually, i don't even know if sporks ARE made of metal... the only ones i've seen were plastic.) But yesh. I'll stop rambling about forks, Forks, and sporks right after this... I walked into ABC this morning, and they're all, " have a donut!" and i'm like, YESH! so i took one (even though this morning i already had 4 waffles (( the ego homestyle ones, if you're wondering))), but i thought a donut would be nice. now, you might be wondering WHY this has ANYTHING to do with forks. well, it turned out that it is one of the teacher's birthday, so we got cake, too (keep in mind that this class is from 8-12), and i ate that cake with a fork. Alright, i promised you i'd stop rambling on about forks now, so i will.
Look out for lemons!!! (and hitchhiking forks),
Rian (emi-chan)