"I NEED LOTION!"

So last night, at one thirty AM, my brother woke up yelling, " I NEED LOTION!"

And I was like, "There's no lotion in here..."

So then he turns on the light and starts walking around. That's when I fell asleep.

THEN, this morning while we were eating breakfast, I mentioned it, and he didn't remember. It was really funny, but made pretty much no sense at all.

I was either dreaming, or he was sleep walking. Or he has bad memory.

My brother is one of the weirdest beings on the face of the earth,

Kris.