Maaaan

Aric made me listen to this song, so now it's stuck in my head >:[
On the bright side, the video makes me laugh :) It's called: "I Love You Baby" by Pandera.

Rian (made it so that you can click the picture or the words! yay!)

Politics

So, this year, I have a government class (I totally just realized that we never posted our schedules or anything usual! no first day posts, or anything D: I'm sorry!!), and it's awesome! Gotta be my favorite so far this year (yes. I know that it's only been a week. But it's felt like months, so...).
ANYWAY. So today in government, we watched this documentary on Chinese democracy (insert gapes here). Basically, if you didn't know, China is communist. Recently, though, they've been integrating with Western society, so they all have TVs, computers, cell phones, etc. It's really very cool. So in this documentary, basically, this class of third graders (they're eight) was told that instead of having their class monitor appointed by the teacher, they would hold elections, and the class could vote. So a girl (Xaiofei), and two guys (Luo Lei and Cheng Cheng). It might sound boring, but it's so hilarious! Cheng Cheng is a master politician, and he likes being naked all the time. No joke. Half the documentary, he's in his underwear. It's hilarious xD But really, you should watch this! It's so... different! They're starting the democratic ideas in the young children, so that when they get older, there will be democracy in the future (my teacher guarantees in our life time). So... yup. Here it is!! :D (oh, I have to warn you- these kids are soooo mean! And they insult each other all the time. It's kind of sad... but the insults are either the same all the time, or they sing them.)

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

By the way- this happened four years ago. :) Tis awesome.
Rian

Last Minute

click here to see the best picture ever!

and here are some funny videos:
I made this for you!
Beached Whale!
Jellyfish! (if you can, read the things in parenthesis! it's hilarious!)
Malk! (Molk? Milk?? whaaa??)
Trees Hate You!
And just cuz it's soooo cool: Techno Jeep comes back!

Well, school starts tomorrow. :/ best of luck to all of you starting at the same time as us, keep on keepin' on to all those who've already started, and you people who haven't started yet: you stink, but do well, anyway :)
Rian

It's creepy.

Isn't it?

I figured I should post before school starts (only two more days!), since I haven't in like... a week or so.

Anyway, I just read the most amazing series ever. Like, it's totally my favorite now, and I just want to go to Barnes and Noble, buy all the books, and carry them around with me for a week.

The series written by Kenneth Oppel, and the first book is called Airborn. The second is Skybreaker, and the third is Starclimber. They were all absolutely amazingly awesome, completely hilarious, and totally unputdownable. I stayed up until three in the morning reading Skybreaker last night, and I just now finished Starclimber. I probably read each of them in about four hours, and they're pretty long.

So, I totally recommend those books. They're kinda science fictiony, but not too heavy on the scientific descriptions, so they're really easy to understand. Plus, the second book contains what has to be the cheesiest line ever:

"If my heart was a compass, you'd be north."

Now for another topic.... school. It starts tomorrow and I still can't believe it, though I'm kind of glad because I've been getting pretty bored. You know, except for when I was reading. :D

Here's a nice list of things I hope you do:

1. Read the books. PLEASE.

2. Have an awesome first day of school. If you're not starting school, have an awesome Monday.

3. Come to our party tonight! (the one for 20,000 views) Bring your sense of humor and a friend. And some snacks, I guess.

Kris.

hmm, I like this font.

I'd like to thank my Mom & Dad, the random strangers I've never met, Bakers of yummy foods...

Hahaha thanks, everyone! We've hit 20,000 views here, and now I feel like we're quite popular :) So I'd just like to say thanks a bunch to everyone who's ever just been on the blog (for I'm fairly certain that many a people have just randomly come across it, glanced at it, and moved on), but an even bigger thanks to all of our friends who've actually read it- you guys get some cupcakes (if we had any). Also, if we had any sort of merch (besides the really badly put together but still pretty awesome motivational poster and the two t-shirts we made [the letters are coming off of mine!!]), we'd probably send some out to you all. /:
But look! I figured out how to take screen shots (finally.), so if you missed seeing the EXACT 20000 views, well, here ya go!Once again, thanks so much, and if you want, you can pretend that the next t-shirt you buy is a KNR one, and same with the next cupcake ;D (i know, i know. it's still pretty lame, but whatever).
Kris & Rian

Stuff

I was bored, so I watched this movie. It's hilarious! It's only too bad that I didn't get to start it at the beginning. But the part I did start it at was awesome- they had just unburied the vampire lady xD hahaha
If you get the chance, you should totally find a way to watch this!
Rian

**Edit1**
I wish I could make pancakes like THIS GUY. I mean, I can make pancakes, but... yeah. pancakes.
:)

**Edit2**
How cool would THIS be?! Pretty cool, I think. Except... you'd be eating ninjas. Which is not cool- they'd totally destroy your stomach. Oh well, I think I'd eat them anyway. :D

More Whose Line

Let's Make A Date!
Scene to Rap!
Sound Effects!

Ugh. I'm gonna have to start taping these now that school's starting up again :(
Rian

Someone do it!!

**Edit**

Hey, it would totally work in this song!!

Public Service Announcement

Hello, this is Rian here, talking to you about naming children. Not everyone in this world is a nice person. There are people out there who we call "bullies", and they generally just make fun of people and maybe they'll beat someone up, too. Therefore, you can't go around naming people things like "Infant". Yes, when they are born, they are an infant. But people grow older. When they're a toddler, they're no longer an infant. Also, the "bullies" might give them the "ah, does the baby want it's mama?!" taunt all the time. Do you want your child to be made fun of? Do you want your child to have low self esteem? If not, think ahead when you name your child. Also, just because your child's name contains the first five letters of the English alphabet, that does not mean that they will like their name. Especially if it's "Abcde" (pronounced like "obesity"). No one wants that name. It sounds like "obesity" for crying out loud, something that people are trying to stop. Your kid will probably be teased, as well. And please, learn to spell before you have a kid. "X-Ver" does not spell "Xavier". It spells "exdashver", which sounds as stupid as it's spelled. No one wants that name, either. This was a P.S.A brought to you by the mind of Rian, a person who doesn't want any kid to have their feelings hurt because of their name. While a name is something to be proud of... Parents, just think ahead when you name your child. Learn how to correctly spell the name of your choice, unless you want it to be different... but even still, keep it reasonably close, please.

"Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!" -- G.I. Joe P.S.A.s.

TMP

According to the fifth definition in the Urban Dictionary, this word means:

An extremely powerfull weapon cablable of killing anything in its path. Many people try to use the TMP, but fail misserably.
Only the best hugest nerds that play CS all day long, are able to snipe with the TMP on maps such as de_dust2 and de_inferno

Many times have i been raped by a huge nerd at huge ranged, but this is only possible with a TMP.

The only weapon cabable of beating a huge nerd with a TMP is a huge nerd with duel scoped, duel berreta elites with duel laser sights.
DE_DUST2:
Huge nerd #1 is CT and buys TMP.
Huge nerd #1's team is ecoing and decides to all camp B.
Huge nerd #2 is T and buys Elites.

Huge nerd #1 tries to sniper with the TMP at mid through DD.
Huge nerd #2 Duel Sniper Duel Elites mid from T spawn.

Huge nerd #2 killed Huge nerd #1 with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Heaton with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Potti with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Fisker with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Element with a duel elites
SK: GG

The only thing I know is that CS is Counter-Strike, and it's a game. Other than that, I have no idea what went on here (besides Huge Nerd #2 killing everyone), but I liked the spelling errors and "Huge Nerd #_" and all that stuff. :) haha
Rian