Orthodontists- "He's not gay!"

Okay. The second part of the title has nothing to do with this, so don't even ask about it. Well, you can, but I won't answer. It's just something that one of my friends said.

Okay. Orthodontists. I now I have a reason to hate them even more!

They're trying to starve me. OMG TWENTY FOUR EMAILS! IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE DAY! WOW. Back to the story. So I have these stupid rubber bands. On the left side, it stretches from the front-bottom to the back-top. That part isn't bad. The left has a teensy rubber band, very teensy, that is wrapped around TWICE! I can't even fit one around my finger! That's how small it is. 

So now I can't open my mouth, which prevents me from eating my SNACK! I can't even drink, unless I want to run the risk of drowning myself. It's almost happened before. I can't even use a straw because it hurts. You're probably asking why I don't just take them off. First off, that hurts too. Second, then I'd have to put them back ON. Which hurts more. So I'm just going to sit here and let my jaw throb. 

Today, my partner in dance annoyed me. It was a different person too. She kept telling me that I needed to ask the teacher if I didn't understand and I told her I did, I just needed to practice, because I'm getting confused. I had to learn the male AND female parts. And it's basically just a mirror image, and I kept getting them mixed up. 

Well, I guess I'll go start on my wagonloads of homework. Ugh.

YAY! FFY!

Kris.

Today was weird.

Hello Donut!!
The title pretty much sums it up. but i'm going to go ahead and EXPLAIN why today happened to be weirder than most other days (because EVERYDAY is a weird day).
1st period- orchestra: Nothing happened in orchestra. we played our instruments and girls got their dresses. I don't see how i'm supposed to play a CELLO while wearing a DRESS!!! it'll be REALLY annoying.
2nd period- biology: ugh. we had to do boring things. i was too busy trying to study for next class's quiz (which we didn't have!!) and really didn't pay all that much attention... when i didn't need to. i got all the important things... we had to color DNA and RNA. it was out of a biology COLORING BOOK. kinda strange.
3rd period- student leadership: wOw. this is the most hilarious class on B days. not even kidding. Here's an excerpt of a conversation we were having... well... i guess i should tell you what we were going over before i tell you. so we were talking about Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, which is a triangle filled with needs. let me see if i can find a picture... well. ok. none like what we did. so i will explain: think pyramid. divide into 6 sections from bottom to top. Bottom section is Physiological, or basic needs like food, breath, and sleep. Next up is Safety, such as shelter and clothes. Then Love and Belongingness, such as a sense of belonging, not like, "oh i'm in LOVE!" yeah. Esteem- not like self-esteem, but like recognition and confidence. Self Actualization, which IS self esteem, which is very temporary and fleeting. Finally, Trancendence- Love of an IDEA beyond SELF. yeah. so here's the conversation: (it's an example of all this stuff... we were on esteem)
Teacher: So you go into a room and are about to take a test, and you think, 'ok. I studied, I know all this stuff.' But as soon as you see the first question, all that confidence just flies out the window. That's when you start to look around and see if anyone ELSE is stuck too.
Person1: That's belongingness!
T: That's right. When you see everyone else WORKING, you start thinking, 'oh, man...' But what you DON'T realize is that everyone else is on question number 2. They just took a look at number 1 and said, 'Well! don't know that!' VWOOP! 'next question!' And then it moves down to Safety, and you start hoping that no one has a gun.
P2: And then you get hungry and have to pee!
T: That's quiet possible.

Yeah. really weird. oh, and Person2 was talking about the basic needs.
period 4- spanish: Today we had a sub. her name was Mrs. Boring. not even kidding. at first we all thought it was some kind of joke and she just hadn't noticed it yet, but it turns out it was ACTUALLY her name! she wasn't boring though. she was actually kind of mean. Like, it was one of my friend's birthday today, and the class was going to start singing to her, but Mrs. Boring stopped us at the first Happy (some people got to Birthday) and said it was going to be too loud. yeah. That's when Person3 and I realized that PHIL and COOGIE WERE MISSING!!!! it was so sad!!! And later on, when we were working, Person4 told me that picar means to chop. and then we realized that Pico de Gallo means something along the lines of "I chop the rooster". IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ROOSTERS!!! weird. yep.
Oh yeah, kristin gave me a sheep- i mean hitsuji (japanese). His name is Shin'yuu. yep. And on the bus, i got a call from some random person, but i couldn't hear what they were saying because there was a dog in the background and the whole time it was all YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP- nonstop. turns out i had no clue who the person was, so i hung up. yep.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!! is hungry. which means i'm on a physiological level, and nothing else matters. lotio)

Bob is telling the truth.

Hello Donut!!
Will explain the title in a sec. But first, my POV (point of view) on the worm incident.
So i'm getting ready for school (last night, getting ready for today) when i hear a buzzing noise. I realize that it's my phone vibrating, so i answer it. You know that sound when people are breathing REALLY HARD into the phone?! well, yeah, that's what i heard. Because Kristin was laughing her head off. So i start laughing (because it's just a chain reaction- if one of us laughs, the other just kinda has to), and i hear Jason saying, "kristin, it wasn't a worm, it was a dead leaf." so i kinda screamed WHAT?! and started laughing, and i heard my mom ask me if i was ok, which made me laugh harder. Kristin randomly calms down and tells me what happened, but i had no clue what she said because i was still wondering what the dead leaf was doing in her house and why she thought it was a worm (yesh, i REALIZE she was explaining it, but i was just too caught up in my thoughts to register it). So she tells me she left me a message, told me to check it, and then we hung up. I went to my voicemail and listened to it... omc. too hilarious- she said, "come on, you've gotta pick up the phone!!" in one of those voices people use when they're like, about to be attacked or something. it was hilarious. i burst out laughing listening to that. so then i come back to the cbox, and she told me to either come back, call her, or text her. and that she "stepped on a worm". She also said please, like, 3 times in a row. kinda weird. so yeah. We're still laughing about that, and i'm never gonna let her live it down... no way Jose. hehe. ANYWAY, on to explaining the title. It was in my geometry homework. This is what it said:

29. CHALLENGE Use these statements to answer parts (a)-(c).
Adam says Bob lies.
Bob says Charlie lies.
Charlie says Adam and Bob both lie.
a. If Adam is telling the truth, then Bob is lying. What can you conclude about Charlie's statement?
b. Assume Adam is tellig the truth. Explain how this leads to a contradiction.
c. Who is telling the truth? Who is lying? How do you know?

Yeah. if you actually try to answer them, the answers are really confusing, and they seem to make no sense, but the DO make sense... i guess... yeah. on my homework, i wrote, HUH?! and DOUBLE HUH?! and beside both of those i wrote CONFUSING!!!. no kidding. it was weird. That QUESTION is just weird. yeah. ok.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!! says that problem is guarenteed to make your brain hurt!)

The Worm Incident

Something extremely interesting happened last night. first off, it was about 9:30, and I was supposed to be getting off the computer...Keep in mind that I wasn't wearing any socks or shoes. bare feet. So I was starting to walk away, and I STEPPED ON A WORM! (hehe)

I was totally freaking out and trying to make my brother get it. Before he even attempted to get up, I had posted this crazy thingon the cbox and left a message on Rianna's phone. Then Jason comes into the gameroom, turns on the light, and goes, "Kristin, that's a leaf."

And I just burst out laughing. It was hilarious! So then I called Rianna-again. She answered this time, but I couldn't talk because I was laughing too much. Finally I help out the phone and Jason says, "Kristin thought she stepped on a worm, but it was really a leaf."

So then Rianna starts laughing and I was crying and trying to be quiet because I was supposed to be in bed. It was SO hilarious. So then, I told her to listen to her messages. The next day, today, she tells me if sounds like I was being mauled by a bear. How hilarious is that?!

That was the funniest thing that's happened to me since...something. For a while. Wow. I'm laughing now just thinking about it. Well, that's pretty much it, so I guess I'll finish eating my cake and start my homework.

Listening to Five minutes to Midnight by Boys Like Girls,

Kris.

LOOK AT (US NOW) THIS!

This ad is the stupidest things I have ever seen, and whoever created/follows this apparently doesn't want to be able to live in a few years. I'm not a tree hugger, even though I do have a shirt that says hug a tree, but still! I guess I should let you see the pic, right?

Hmm...I should type more so that the picture won't be alone at the bottom. But what to talk about? Oh yeah! You should check out my playlist! It's mainly new songs that I've heard and liked, but they're good. I have like, ten playlists, but I'll just let you listen to this one...If you really want to listen to my others, one of which has 104 songs, just let me know!

Click here to listen to awesomeness.

It is totally awesome... Ugh, I'm never going to get close to the end. I'm totally bored and listening to Five Minutes To Midnight by Boys Like Girls. Awesome band. This is one of my new favorite songs. Umm...I'm getting tired of Eragon. Sometimes, he makes horrible choices, and it REALLY makes me want to stop reading. Which is bad, because I rarely ever stop reading books in the middle. There is one book that I absolutely hate, though. It's called Amy Eyes, or something like that. Basically, this girl has a doll that comes to life, then she turns into a doll, and her dad is a sailor and he takes the doll to sea with him instead of the girl who's a doll. And she's randomly taken somewhere with animals. 

I stopped reading it after that. Now listening to Sadie Hawkins Dance by Relient K.

"She said you're smooth, and smooth with talkin',

would you go with me to the Sadie Hawkins?

Sadie Hawkins dance, and my khaki pants,

the girls ask the guys, it's always a surprise,

do you like my sweater?"

Those are some of the randomest song lyrics ever. It's an awesome song, though. Now I'm listening to Hero/Heroine by Boys Like Girls. Yes, again. I like alot of their songs. Yay! Almost done! I knew the lyrics would do it! MWAHAHA!

Just kidding. I don't really laugh like that.

Kris.

Today and Last Night

Today was interesting. Last night was hilarious. I'll tell you about last night first. Well, we decided to watch this extremely corny sci-fi movie. It was hilarious. It was called Riddles of the Sphinx, and even though it was just made this year, it had the worst special effects ever. The main character basically stabbed HIMSELF so he could kill the sphinx, which was following, and trying to kill them. Then, Jason goes, "he's probably going to come back to life." I agreed, and we started counting down. As soon as we said one, he popped up right in front of all the people that were crying because they thought he died! It was SO funny. Then, there was this commercial. I swear, it's the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

Click here to watch.

Then we watched Cheaper by the Dozen, which is also hilarious. Today, we were at church, and, randomly, this guy was talking about people at his school. This is what he said.

"Some people act ugly. Some people talk ugly. Others are just plain ugly."

It was so funny. Sorry this post is so short, but I've got stuff to do. And I'm tired.

See ya later,

Kris.

Burst Limit (the DBZ game) (and more... i guess)

Hello Donut!!
So recently, my brother has acquired the Dragon Ball Z Burst Limit game. It has turned out to be one of THE MOST HILARIOUS games EVER!!!! meaning, of ALL TIME!!! i'm not even kidding... so here's the deal. Everyone- from Gohan to Raditz- says DARN. whether it be D-DARN IT or Darn you! or even Darn IT. it totally cracks me up!! Right now, i'm watching a CPU vs. CPU (yesh, you can do that) battle with Teen Gohan and Goku. I set up the battle, so their partners (the people that help them out randomly) are Yamcha for Gohan and Krillin for Goku. Gohan can get up to SS2, and Goku can do SS1 and Kioken x20. It's a very interesting battle. So far they're tied- 2 wins each. this is the last battle, and it looks like it's in Gohan's favor. So Gohan does super Kamehameha, and Krillin randomly pops in saying, "i've got it!" and my dad and i are like, NO YOU DON'T!!!! then Yamcha will step in while Goku's in Super Sayan mode, saying, " You're fighting me!" and we're all like, JUST GO AWAY!!! because he'd totally get killed if he did. YAY!!! GOHAN TOTALLY BEAT GOKU DOWN!!!! DOWN DOWN DOWN!!! D-O-W-N DOOOOWWNNN!!!! lotio. that was from Candace in Phineus and Ferb for all those who said, hey, that down thing totally sounds familiar! yeah. totally hilarious. Now my dad's setting up a battle- Broly vs. Vegeta. wOw. this'll be pretty interesting... yeah.
Ok, for all of those who have NO IDEA WHATSOEVER about what i just said, i will talk about something else, making this post EXTREMELY long. i know, i'm capzing a lot. TOO BAD!!! lotio. (yesh, if the battle finishes before i'm done, i WILL tell you who won... actually i'll tell you anyways...) sry, just making sure that those interested in the battle got to see who won. ANYWAYS, for those Star Wars fans out there, my brother ALSO recently acquired the Force Unleashed game... and in the mandatory tutorial, you get to use the force and hit Stormtroopers with a big metal box that kills them. My dad said that if he had been in the army, and HE was volunteered to be hit with a box that would kill him, he said he'd move.
Oh, by the way, for any who actually randomly read the cbox, i DID fulfill my mission last night... it was hilarious. Ok. uhh... something non-videogame related to talk about... uhhh... ya know, that's kinda sad. That i don't have anything NON-VIDEOGAME related to talk to you guys about. so SAD!!! OH NO BROLY BEAT VEGETA!!! so SAD!!! next battle- Broly vs. Goku. we're trying to see who can beat Goku. ANYWAYS. i like maximum ride. as if you didn't know THAT, lotio. ok. uhhh... FRAGMENTS!!! OH NO!!! lotio AGAIN. OOH! i found something NON-VIDEOGAME RELATED to talk about!!! PATCH!!! and the TOAST BANDITS!!! yay!!! i'm gonna seriously do that... I'm going to steal some bread and leave that note... hehe. only, i can't steal my own dog. hmm... I'LL STEAL KRISTIN'S BREAD BECAUSE SHE WON'T TELL ME WHAT THE BOOK IS!!! and i REALLY WANNA KNOW!! and i'm CAPZING AGAIN!!!! lotio. ok. patch is the coolest. I'll come back and edit in who won the Goku vs. Broly fight later.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!! has probably written one of the 4 longest posts ever!!)
(Broly won AGAIN... now we're doing Piccolo vs. Broly... will tell later... lotio)
(once again, that guy won. now it's Teen Gohan vs. Broly... we're hoping he can beat him.)
(oh it was SOOOO SAD!!! Gohan was always SO SO SO close to beating him, but then Broly would do some weird thing and win. :'( i'm crying now. *sniffle. so SAD!!! oh, and btw, we're done now. cya!)

Probably one of the most confusing conversations...

Hello Donut!
Ok, the speakers are: Kendra, Seth, Grandma, and an Imp. (the Impish language is Goblush)

I: Go ahead, shine your light, you have no idea the doom hanging over you.
K: What do you mean?
(Grandma & Seth look at her funny)
K: What?
I: No light will stave off the coming darkness.
K: What darkness?
(imp is astonished and makes a choking noise)
G: Can you understand his speech?
K: Can't you? He's speaking English.
G: No, he's speaking Goblush, the tongue of Imps and Goblins.
I: You understand me, Stinkface?
K: Is this a joke?
I: Because I understand you.
K: I've been speaking English.
G: Yes.
I: No, Goblush.
K: He says I'm speaking Goblush.
I: You are.
G: That must be what he hears.
K: You don't understand him?
S: You know how imps sound- No words, just growls and snorts.
I: What are they saying? Tell them I'm going to cook their insides on a stick.
K: He's saying gross things.
G: Say nothing more. Let's get you away from here.

-Fablehaven Rise of the Evening Star by Brandon Mull, Page 139

I KINDA understand that... but not really. it's like everyone's having their OWN conversations!! at the SAME TIME!!!! weird. ok. KRISTIN ------ ------- (your middle and last name) TELL ME WHAT BOOK IT IS!!! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE CHRISTMAS PRESENT I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG JUST TELL ME!!! ( AHH! run-on!!! o well, this is urgent) TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME~~
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

Books

For some reason, I felt like talking about books, so I'm going to.

You probably know how much I love the Maximum Ride series, since we talk about it all the time. Twilight is good too, but I haven't really talked about any other books that I like. First off I guess I'll talk about the stuff on my bookshelf. It's extremely organized. I have series on the bottom, for the main part, and other...non-series on the top. My series are: Harry Potter, Eragon, Maximum ride, and Twilight. I can't stand having a partial series, so I own every single book. On the top I have the three Dramacon books, the awesome manga that I love, and a few other mangas that weren't as good. Then there's the So You Want To Be a Wizard series, which wouldn't fit on the bottom, The Face on the Milk Carton, a Wrinkle in Time, Stargirl, Violet Eyes, The Alchiemyst, I have no idea how that's spelled, Ella Enchanted, the Left Behind Kids series, Chasing Spirit Bear, which now has a sequel I'm not going to read, and possibly a few others. 

When I go to the library, which is getting harder because I have SO much homework, I always go in alphabetical order. And this is pretty much what I'm thinking:

Read that, read that, read that, don't want to read that, read that, read that, OH! haven't read that, read that, read that, read that,etc.

You get the point. I've read most of the books my library has to offer, at least for my age group. I LOVE the Alice series, and there are a few authors I just love, like Sarah Dessen, Phyllis Reynolds Naylor, and Caroline B. Cooney. I've read nearly every book by each of them. Is it weird that they're all girls, or is it a sign? Maybe it's my subconscious telling me that I want to be like them! Or maybe I'm going crazy and trying to interpret things that aren't there. whatever the reason, I like them. I like James Patterson too, but mainly only the Maximum Ride series. I read Daniel X, and I liked it, but I thought it lacked creativity. And it was a bit crazy.

It seemed like exactly like Maximum Ride except he was an alien, and he didn't have wings...His voice was pretty much exactly the same, kinda sarcastic, and he was a little crazy too. Then he had to "save the world", and it kind of annoyed me. I think it would have been better if he, meaning JP, had changed the characteristics a bit. Just like no two people act exactly the same, characters shouldn't either.

Now that I'm done flaming JP, I'd better go eat. I'm starving. Well, not literally, because I probably wouldn't be here, and it didn't take me THAT long. Oh yeah! The most hilarious thing happened last night. Sometimes, when we want to talk or read, my brother will sleep on the floor in my room. So last night I was reading Brisingr, and I had stopped to take a drink of water. Then Jason, being stupid, threw an empty water bottle at me. Luckily, it didn't hit me, but it hit the wall and for some reason, we both randomly burst out laughing...But I had water in my mouth. I was really trying to stop laughing so I wouldn't choke, but apparently, that didn't work, so I ended up leaning over the side of the bed and spitting the water out ON THE FLOOR. It was hilarious. We laughed even harder at that.

Well, I'm going to really eat now.

Kris.

:)

Guess what?! 

I just bought the new Eragon book, Brisingr! And I saw a totally awesome book for someone else, but i didn't have enough money to buy it...Maybe it'll be a Christmas present...Well, i guess that's it. Oh! We were eating dinner at a hamburger place, and my brother and i were getting the ketchup in those teensy white, paper cups. My ketchup thing was coming up slow, so I decided to finish filing the one i was using with the other ketchup squirter thingy...So I finished filling it, and Jason goes, "Kristin, that's barbecue sauce."

I burst out laughing. Everyone was looking at me, but it was hilarious and I couldn't stop laughing. Yeah. I just posted a new MR fanfic in case anyone's interested. it's called Alternate Universe. And it's pretty funny...At least, that's what people tell me. Well, I guess I'll leave now. To start my book. Then sleep. You don't know how sleepy I am.

Kris.

I know this is random, but...

I like to sing Simple Plan songs when I'm at home alone. Just thought I'd tell you that. I also turn them up extremely loud...

Kris.

A dream, among other things

Hello Donut!!
YAY IT'S FRIDAY!!! WOOHOO!!! ok, on to the post!
So this morning in orchestra, Friend 1 told me about a dream she had last night. She said that she was inside a computer, or more specifically, inside THIS BLOG!! THIS VERY ONE!! lotio. anyway, she said kris and i were laughing and talking about her. Then, one of my doodles she looked at came up (imagine a chocolate chip cookie, make it look like pacman, then add like, a total of 7 teeth in the mouth- it's TYRANNOSAURUS PACMAN!! ((who everyone mistakes as a cookie. even a badly drawn scary fake cookie monster.))) and kris and i were pushing it towards her with our mice. lotio. anyways, yeah, that was her dream. i thought it was interesting. yeah. OTHER THINGS NOW!
So in spanish, these people had drawn bodies and labeled the parts. So one of them (closest to me and Friend 2) had one eye (which i said was a lazer eye) and we named him Phil. The one closer to me, yet farther than Phil (does that make sense?!) was named Coogie, and it said 'Lizzie's body' on it to show that they had traced Lizzie's (whoever that is!) body. So when Friend 3 asked what we were talking about, Friend 2 said Phil and Lizzie's body. We started laughing SO hard at that... so then we kept saying Phil and Coogie! over and over again... it was hilarious. ok. i THINK i was going to say something else, but i can't remember, so i won't type anything else... Wait... it's coming to me... maybe...ok, nevermind. i'll edit or repost if i remember it... ugh! SO MUCH HOMEWORK!! so saddening. ANYWAYS!
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

It's FINALLY FRIDAY!

Note: I don't like to say people's names, especially if they don't know I'm posting this, so you'll see alot of someone's, and person1's. You wouldn't like to be randomly looking at a blog and see something that you did on there, would you? Also, I switched the background back because the balloons and whatnot were getting annoying...I like this one.


Today was pretty much a horrible day. It wasn't all bad, but it started off bad...I woke up at 6:30, which is when my bus comes. So I missed it. Luckily, I didn't forget my- OH MY GOSH. I LEFT MY ENGLISH PROJECT ON THE BUS. Great...makes everything better. Well, to rephrase that, I didn't forget my english project THIS MORNING. and I didn't get to drop it off in Ms. Smith's classroom because I was running late. Yay! one of my friends just texted me and said she'd get it for me. Okay, back to the story. First period, I had french, which was oddly hilarious today. Our teacher told us to learn stuff about each other, so we randomly went up and talked, and answered questions and stuff. It was especially hilarious when...someone came in about TEN minutes late, and we voted on whether he should stay or not...then we made him tell us exactly why he was late. Basically, it was because his girlfriend, who's a friend of mine, was on the phone with him until one in the morning, so he went to bed late and forgot to set his alarm. Apparently, his parents are out of town. Then someone asked how he had gotten to school, and he said one of his sister's friends brought him. And, randomly, someone else yells, "And how does your girlfriend feel about that?!" Everyone laughed. Except person1, who goes, "It was a guy."
That was even funnier. Next I had biology, which bored me to death because all we did was take notes,and I write pretty fast, so I had a long wait. I also wrote notes to Rianna, who sits two rows ahead of me, and we threw them because it's the easiest way. Half of mine ended up right beside the guy in front of me. It was kinda weird...Awkward moment. Isn't it weird how that's spelled?
Then i had dance, (remember the random dance class?) and we were doing partner dancing. The girl who was my partner was a good dancer, but she kept trying to skip ahead, and she was being very controlling and extremely annoying. She kept trying to teach me the full turn, when we were only supposed to be practicing half turns. We were going to learn full turns next, but she kept trying to show me how to do it. it confused me so much. And once, she stopped the WHOLE DANCE, just because I was "looking at my feet". It made me mad.
Then I went to lunch, which was fine, except we were buying ice cream and these random people were just standing by the machine.


boy: I'm not wearing any underwear.
girl: Cool!


What?! Does that make any sense at all?! My friend and I were just standing there staring... then we had english, and we got an 88 on our presentation, though everyone else got 90's. We were wondering about it, because everyone else did powerpoints, but we did a poster. And the teacher was laughing at us! Ms. Smith. The teacher I highly dislike... She's the one that threatened to hit me with a stick, and all that other stuff that I can't remember right now...She also made one of my semi-friends cry...It was a guy too. she as insulting his religion, basically. We were wondering if she could get fired for that...So I guess that's it. My not so great, pretty annoying, and hilariously funny in some places day. (also, you could majorly NOT spell/ use grammer today...)
Going to try and get some sleep tonight,
Kris.
(editted by tZvR)

Pandora's box... maybe

Hello Donut!
my dad told me about this place called Pandora. all it is is a place where you can type in your favorite band or song, and then it will make a 'station' and play a whole bunch of random songs like what you typed in! yesh, it WILL play that song/ band's songs, so no fear. lotio. ok. i'm bored, and doing homework. cya later~
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

Stupid Idiots, Water, and English

Well, first about the stupid idiot... There was this super annoying guy in my group in speech and I swear, I was about ready to hit him with my math textbook. First, I was writing down our names on a notecard, then I said, "Who's the group leader?" No one said anything, so I wrote my name. He says, "Hey! What if I wanted to be the leader?"

Ugh. So then he was talking about how "bad" my handwriting was, when it's really not all that bad, and especially not when I'm trying to make it neat. And THEN he was stealing my pencils and stuff, so I was just getting really annoyed. But the good thing is that my teacher doesn't give group grades, so I got a 95, and he an 85. I have a 102 in that class because she gives so much extra credit. It's awesome. 

Now about the water. Well, last night, I had a bunch of work, and I didn't get to really start until 9, so I was up until about 10:45. I was trying to get some hot chocolate to keep myself awake,  I don't drink coffee, but it tasted really gross. My mom tasted it, and she agreed, and told me to make another cup. I did, and it tasted the same. Then she said, "Well, you just had that smoothie, right? Maybe it's the taste. I just had mine too." So we were trying to remember the way to get rid of a taste in your mouth, and she thought it was something about lemon juice. Don't EVER drink lemon juice straight, because it's horribly sour. Ick. But it didn't work, so we figured it was the water. So then, we tasted the water in the sink, and went through this whole process until we decided to just boil the water. I'm glad it worked too, because that was the last package of hot chocolate.

Now about English. Stupid annotated bibliography and only one internet source.

That's all.

Well, I guess I'd better start...

Kris.

ugh

I am so tired of school. I have so much work. Hence the title. I've been progressing lots in the story though! Even though I have more work, I have more time to write, oddly. This is probably going to be short since I JUST got home, and school got out at 2:30. I got home around three, then at 3:30 I had to go run errands and stuff, which mainly included playing with the GPS and buying smoothies. I fell asleep in the car, which I almost never do, and I STILL have stupid projects and speeches. Which I need to finish. And I'm SO sleepy. Sorry for complaining. Did you know Shirley Temple has 55 curls? Amazing, right? Someone actually felt the need to count. Well, time for me to work. Maybe I'll be on more tomorrow.

Kris.

NEVERMIND!

Hello Donut!
i decided i had something to post about now. It's DRAGON BALL Z!!! lotio, some of you are probably all, "ugh, that show is SO DUMB!", while others are saying, "THAT SHOW IS THE BESTEST SHOW EVER MADE!!!!". well, i just have ONE little question about it. WHY ARE THEY NAMED AFTER FOOD/DRINKS?! i mean, come on! if you think about it:
Kakarot (or however you spell that) is like CARROT. (Goku for all those who didn't know)
Bardock is like BURDOCK (which can be eaten as a root). (Goku's dad, fyi)
Vegeta is like VEGGIE FAJITA.
Nappa is the name of some wine company. Nappa Valley.
Piccolo is like PICKLE.
Ma Jin Buu (once again, how do you spell that!?) i guess could be like MARGARINE BUTTER or something like that...
Raditz is like RADISH.
Garlic Jr. well, that's kinda self explanatory.
Jeice looks like JUICE.
The Spice Boys. ok. weird.
Ginyu is kinda like the GINSU knives.
Arqua is like AQUA, which technically is a color, but still.
and you can keep it all in the freiza (FREEZER)!!!! lotio.

yeah. they have some weird names. and Pokemon is a copycat. Because they stole Caterpy (caterpie). (dbz came first!!) yeah.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

SOOO-oooo...

Hello Donut!!
sup? i have absolutely NOTHING to talk about... nothing interesting happened today. it was really boring. yep. i have homework. and why am i STILL WEARNG MY SOCKS?! they're randomly on my feet~! i mean, yeah, i know i PUT them there this morning, but i always take them off when i get home! SO, i randomly have socks on. lotio, i typed in songs. NO, i do NOT have SONGS on... that'd be weird. so ok. i will work on my homework now. cya!
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!! is hungry.)

Patch

Today, one of my friends, friend1, said something so hilariously funny that I have to tell you.

Rianna and I were walking past her, and talking about names.

R: Patch!

We keep walking, then stop and lean against the wall to wait for Mr.Teacher.

R: Patch!

F1: What did you just say?! You said it when you walked past me AND to Kristin.

R: What did you think I said?

F1: Uhh, something you weren't supposed to say. That starts with a b...

R: I said patch.

Then we burst out laughing and it went on for like, five minutes, and it was SO hilarious... friend1 is cool though...Rian's going to say patch everytime she passes by her though. Loti. I'm laughing now just thinking about it. (i started laughing too) Today at lunch we had cookies...yum. And I might be going over to Rianna's house tonight to work on the stupid math project that I'm barely halfway done with. If so, I can give her the totally awesome cards (yes card-S). I made one, and the other is so totally awesome that I couldn't not use my mom's money to buy it because I was too busy buying nail polish with my own. (lotio)

Raise your hand if that sentence made no sense to you. (actually, that sentence surprisingly made perfect sense...)

Now comment and tell me you raised your hand because this sentence made no sense to you, since otherwise, I won't have any idea.

Loti.

I'll stop with the long random sentences.

Super Sally sails swishily skyward.

random alliteration.

Okay. No more, I promise.

K.R.I.S P

o o i p e

o c n e r

l k s c s

i i t o

n'd a n

e s

o t

u i

t c

Just in case you can't tell what that say's I made an acrostic with my name:

Kool

Rockin'

Inside-out

Spectastic

Then I added P, for Person. So now I'm Krisp... Y. Krispy. Y can stand for yak...

Kris...p

yay for rice krispys!!! lotio. i editted again.

if u DON'T know who i am... well, this is probably the first post you've EVER read on this blog. if not, wOw. i'm disappointed!! (not really. INCENTIVE TO REMEMBER!!) lotio. sry, something from a class. and now i'm just adding 2 kris's super long post. so i'll stop. - tZvR

The Best Birthday a Girl Could EVER Ask For

Hello Donut!
Yeah, just FYI, but the title's kinda sarcastic... just a little. So here's how my birthday went:

1. Tiredness- fall asleep on the way to school.
2. Get to school, drop off stuff, and go to the office to go turn something in- something that SHOULD HAVE been turned in YESTERDAY except for the TEACHER i needed to turn it IN TO wasn't THERE. arg. so i turned it in.
3. Took a Geometry test.
4. Had a friend give me a card that said Happy Birthday on it.
5. Went to gym. Missed my name being said on the announcements because it was my birthday- yesh, they go tell people ON THE ANNOUNCEMENTS if it's your birthday. Dressed out, did excercises, then walked down to the park, where we had to run 6 laps around the football field- which is in no way ANY smaller than ANY OTHER football field... unfortunately.
6. Chased little spiders around on a table with my finger and a stick that i called my Spider Wand... until i broke it. oops.
7. Created a show called NINJA SQUIRREL that was about 3 squirrels i saw in a tree- Ninja Squirrel, Invisible Squirrel, and Secret Squirrel.
8. Went to World Geography. Took a vocabulary quiz- missed 2 words. Had 4 people sing me happy birthday. Read random chapter in textbook.
9. Went to lunch. Got snickerdoodle cookies and pawky from kris. (THANKZ SOOO SO MUCH, BTW!!) had 3 other people tell me happy birthday.
10. Went BACK to Geography and took Cornell notes on what we read BEFORE lunch. ugh.
11. Went to English. Got papers back, turned in essays, and presented an ugly drawing of Wang Lung's oldest son (for those of you who read The Good Earth... it was a boring book.)
12. Got home. Editting kris's story that i STILL have no clue about... i just know what the story line is and who all the characters are and stuff... it's a good one. i like it.
13. Blogging! lotio.
14. will be leaving to do MORE homework... but thankfully not that much. just a project... wOw. i just said that like it was the most USUAL thing in the world... well, it kinda is, but i don't like them. yeah.
15. WHY ARE THE NUMBERS STILL HERE?! oh... cuz i never turned them off. lotio. i knew that. just tricking you!!! lotio... -nervous laughter- now to get these numbers turned off... yeah.

HAH I DID IT!!! YOU DIDN'T THINK I COULD DO IT BUT I DID!!! actually, you're probably thinking that i'm probably one of the dumbest people on the face of the planet. i'm not. i'm just tired. hello!!! did you NOT just read what i did today!? those tests and quizzes were... actually pretty easy, but i STILL had to use my brain!!! lotio. ok.

Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)

tZvR (RIAN!! is wondering why this is being double spaced now... i didn't do anything!!!! AHH!!!)

Doing Homework

Hello Donut!!

today i did homework. Not by myself, for once, too. I did my homework with Hyperactive and Idon'tknow. those are code names, fyi. we worked mainly on an english project... maybe. lotio. Hyperactive was TOTALLY hyper active ALL DAY LONG so being cooped up in a room after eating chips and oreos... yeah. pretty weird. and Idon'tknow just kinda sat there and worked on homework like we ALL should have been doing... i was kinda singing and working and running around trying to keep people entertained. yep. mucho fun. lotio. OMC i realized that HEROES COMES ON IN LIKE, 13 MINUTES!!! OMCOMCOMCOMCOMCOMCOMC!!! lotio it looks like i'm saying com. lotio. again. yeah. ok. Homework was interesting, in case u wanted to know... yeah.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

YAY!

By the way, Shugo Chara episode 48 just came out. Really, it was only like, 28 minutes ago. Watch it here.

Maximum Ride Literary Analysis questions!

Since I'm bored, I'm going to answer one of the questions in the back of the book. Hence the title. Also, I came up with an awesome story idea to go in my awesome notebook. It'll have awesome written all over it...Well, probably not, because I'm not going to take the chance of ruining something so awesome...loti.

1. Describe Max's relationship with each member of the flock. How do the character's names fit their personalities?

Angel- Max's favorite, treats her like her own daughter. She is angelic, and extremely innocent and cute.

Gazzy- Max's "little trooper". He doesn't usually question her decisions, and takes care of Angel. He is...gassy...

Nudge- Like Max's sister, but Max sees her more as a kid than someone only a few years younger than her. Nudge...I have no idea why her name is Nudge. Maybe because you have to nudge her to get her to stop talking.

Iggy(THE AWESOMEST!)- Like Max's brother. He's helpful, sarcastic, and blind! Everything you could want in a brother and more! Just kidding. Iggy... Ignis means fire in latin, and since me makes bombs and stuff, that's probably where it came from.

Fang(this should be interesting)- Max's "right hand man". Her best friend too(not JUST best friends). She looks to him for guidance, and sometimes he says the things she's afraid to. I THINK his name is Fang because he's kinda menacing. That's really the only reason I could think of. 

Max(just the name)- Max is short for Maximum Ride, which is the name Max chose for herself. Whatever you think when you're reading the first half of The Angel Experiment, Max is not a guy. (WHO ELSE THOUGHT THAT?! I DID.)

Well, that was very informative. I'll do another tomorrow.

Kris.

I just remembered

Hello Donut!
HEROES COMES BACK ON TOMORROW NIGHT!!! check out nbc! it normally comes on at 7, but i'm not sure... i'll check. yep. 7!! can't wait!!
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!!
tZvR (RIAN!!)

FYI

Hello Donut!
Just fyi- friday was national speak like a pirate day.
just thought i'd throw that random info out there...
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

I'M BAAAaaaack!!!

Hello Donut!
loti, the title reminds me of sheeps. anyway. i'm back from Lake Texoma, and I will tell you about it, whether you like it or not, ok?! :)
FRIDAY!:
driving. couldn't find 102.1 on my radio, so i scrolled and found 102.5, MAD ROCK STATION with the "best rock ever created". This was the first song i heard: You Don't Know Me by the rumblebees (try to find it... the song's not even on youtube!). It was hilarious. Reached camp. played around at the little park. talked with friends. went to bed (in a tent) at 12:15.
SATURDAY!:
woke up @ 8:30 to find everyone else ate breakfast without me. (so sad!) played at park. talked with friends. did homework (that is now almost finished- YAY ME!). Went to lake. Tubed with a friend (it was my first time). Hurt my thumb. Friend saw 2 dead fish (and we found a dead shriveled up turtle on the beach :( sad!) Saw some guy with ginormous catfish- he gave us a striper and ONE of his THREE ginormous catfish- the one without the eggs and without the other fish stuck in it's mouth. Went back to camp. Ate awesome dinner. Had cake (for my brother's bday ((which was actually saturday)) and my bday (((which is tuesday)))). listened to music. played Mafia (a card game that's TOTALLY AWESOME!). went to bed (in a tent again!)
SUNDAY!:
woke up @ 8:30 (again!) to find that everyone was waiting for us so that they could clean up the food. Had some chocolate poptarts (which are CLEARLY the best poptarts ever) after the breakfast burrito. Played at park. Helped pack and clean. Went to swings (sry, i went and swung every day- hey. the last time i was on a swing was in... 5th grade! i'm a 9th grader!!). played at park again. ate random snack food. went home.
So now i'm here and you know pretty much all i did this weekend. now i have to go do MORE homework that i forgot about. Oops.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

"I NEED LOTION!"

So last night, at one thirty AM, my brother woke up yelling, " I NEED LOTION!"

And I was like, "There's no lotion in here..."

So then he turns on the light and starts walking around. That's when I fell asleep.

THEN, this morning while we were eating breakfast, I mentioned it, and he didn't remember. It was really funny, but made pretty much no sense at all.

I was either dreaming, or he was sleep walking. Or he has bad memory.

My brother is one of the weirdest beings on the face of the earth,

Kris.

wow.

Today was interesting. At my church, I volunteer, and I was helping take these kids to the bathroom, and I heard some weird stuff. Keep in mind that these were two and three year olds.

"I want a baby sister!"

"Your tummy's going to get big."

"The water tastes like grass!"

It was odd. Then, while I was putting up these poster things, one of the teachers in the second grade class comes up to me and goes, "Are you in this class?"

What in the world?! Do I look like a second grader?! I'm in high school! 

Then I got stabbed with a staple and this other worker was trying to get me to put germ x on it.

It was weird.

And I'm hungry and I still have homework. ugh.

I'm hungry,

Kris.

ugh

I've been cleaning all day, so I haven't been on. But I've only been awake since 11, which makes sense because I went to sleep at midnight on Thursday. I slept for almost twelve hours. 

Yesterday, my brother made me mad because he DELETED the pictures of Max and Fang, so i had to redo them. And today, while I was trying to make Rianna a card, my mom forced me to clean my room. And I still need to go to the store. And now Jason's trying to force me off the computer, but this is the first I've been on all day! I'm also hungry because all I had to eat was Captain Crunch. Which I love. In a minute I'm going to make a sandwich. Yum. For some reason, I only eat peanut butter sandwiches at school, but when I'm at home I have bologna and mayo sandwiches... I toast the bread too. Which oddly reminds me of Rob and Roxie...maybe I should write another short story about them...Or just another CC. Or maybe I should stick to the agenda and finished Kyler's story...Yeah. Going to eat and probably play guitar hero.

Kris.

postscript: i totally forgot- my cousin hates FFY. I can't believe it. It came on the radio the other day while she was over, and I said, "I LOVE this song!"

And she goes, "I HATE this song!"

Then we were both like, "WHAT?!"

It was kinda funny. I also heard it about three times while I was cleaning my room.

Actually leaving now.

Kris.

Kris.

The Flock

Hello Donut!!
This is a time travel post- right around now i'll probably be either waking up, eating breakfast, or doing something exciting at Lake Texoma! So i guess most of you don't get who The Flock is. So here:
Maximum Ride- the leader. She has wings that are tawny and white spotted. Medium length brownish/blondish hair. Brown eyes. 14
Fang- "second in command" or whatever. ONLY WEARS BLACK!! loves max. Has black ravenish wings. dark eyes. "too long" black hair. 14
Iggy- 14. Has brownish wings. Has strawberry blonde hair and blue eyes. Blind! but can totally kick your butt WHILE cooking the greatest food ever!! loti. (IGGY'S AWESOME!-kris)
Nudge- 12. Dubbed "the Nudge Channel"- all Nudge, all the time. Tawny wings. Big puffball of hair- like mine! loti
The Gasman aka Gazzy- 8. Name is pretty much self explanatory... let's just say- NEVER walk downwind of Gazzy... anyway light brown wings. Short blonde hair. (his hair is not brown...it's blonde like Angel's.-kris)
Angel- 6. The only one who has an actual blood sibling out of this whole family- Gazzy. Can read minds. White-ish wings. Blonde hair and blue eyes. Totally awesome!
Ok. yep. just fyi- read the books! Maximum Ride by James Patterson... there's:
The Angel Experiment
School's Out Forever
Saving the World- and Other Extreme Sports
The Final Warning
coming soon: Water Wings
I only recommend the first three... check out their blog!
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

(stalking...just kidding, I promise.-kris)

Quotes

Oh yeah. Awesome quotes of the day. Remember, these are by me and my friends.

Me- How weird would it be if they appeared in the elevort?

Rian: ELEVORT?!

I meant to say elevator, but then I was going to say that maybe they could teleport, so I said elevort.

then, at lunch, one of my friends goes, "I have a strong urge to lick the table."

And we're all just sitting there like, WHAT IN THE WORLD?!

It was hilarious.

Kris.

a super expedition

hello donut.
ugh i had a nice post but then everything was deleted cuz of some problem. so i will summarize it: i'm leaving for some place called lake texoma to go camping this weekend. i'll be back sunday afternoon. we laughed only around 400 times today, which is not as great as wednesday was. i'm hungry.
there you have it! my post in under 30 seconds! loti...
i'm NOT rewriting the whole thing... i'd probably have to leave before i could even finish. so:
look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks! (help spoonman!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)
i know, i'm boring right now. sry. i'm rushing.

Story of my life

Well, not really, because I don't have near heart attacks everyday. I guess I'll tell you what happened.

Usually in the mornings, I go sit with some of my friends in front of the classroom because the door is locked and we can't go in yet. But today, no one was there, and I didn't want to be a nerd and sit there all alone, so I walked downstairs to the library.

I set my notebooks down at a table where one of my other friends was sitting, then we went and looked at the graphic novels. She recommended one, Crimson Hero, so I got it. Then I went back upstairs to my class.

About halfway through, I realized I had left my notebooks ON THE TABLE, IN THE LIBRARY! I was twitching, and my heart was pounding because I couldn't imagine what would happen if someone took them. Of course, class is an hour and a half long, so I had to wait. I read Crimson Hero, which was awesome, then, when the bell rang, practically sprinted to the library.

Luckily, they were there. The librarian remembered me and helped me find them. 

Then I had to speed walk to Journalism, which was about halfway across the school. Of course, when I get there, our teacher says we're going to be working in the library today. So basically, I just RETRACED my STEPS!

Our group finished early, and since I had finished Crimson Hero, I went to check out the next two.

Me: Do I need to put this in the slot or can you check it in right here?

Librarian: Just give it me. (blah blah. library stuff) Weren't you in here this morning?

Me:-nervous laughter- yes.

Librarian: Wow. -laughter- You read fast. You know, we just got in a new graphic novel you would probably like.

Me: Really? 

Librarian: Okay. These are due October 10th. Or whenever you finish. which will probably be today.

Me: -laughter again-

She was really nice. I like librarians.

And yes, I have finished them. I read three graphic novels in one day! They were very good. I highly recommend them. I've got to find the rest of the series, though. And in 4th period, I was thinking that school got out at 2 instead of 2:30. So I was like, "Yay! twenty-nine minutes!"

And my friend goes, "Really?! I thought school ended at 2:30."

"Oh yeah...Oops."

Because of the pep rally freshmen aren't allowed to go to, my math class was TWO HOURS. I nearly died in there.

but I'm here now. And sleepy, because I stayed up until midnight trying to finish my math homework.

Then I woke up at 5:30. Not fun at all...Gonna sleep this weekend.

Okay, this turned out to be a very long tale of my day, so I'm going to stop. Rian's going on a camping trip, so she won't be here. I will. Doing math homework most likely.

Listening to I'm Sorry I Can't be Perfect, by Simple Plan,

Kris.

RANDOM!!!! >.<

Hello Donut!!

Bang bang! Knock on the door, another big bang, get down on the floor. Oh, no! What do we do? Don't look now but I lost my shoe. I can't run, and I can't kick, What's a matter babe, are you feeling sick? What's a matter? What's a matter? What's a matter you? What's a matter, babe, are you feeling blue? Oh-oh-oh!

It started going bad, it's the only thing I had, I got a letter from the post office today. I started speaking secret code, I'm the only one who knows, how to make all of this madness go away. I'm getting so distracted, I don't know how to act, I am talking to my self most every day.

You know it's kind of hard just, to get along today. Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway. He may not have a clue, and, he may not have style, but everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial!

Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear! I'll kick you out of my home if you don't CUT THAT HAIR! Your mom busted in and said, "what's that noise?!" Aw, mom, you're just jealous it's the BEASTIE BOYS!

That's great, it starts with an earth quake, birds and snakes, and aeroplane, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn- world serves it's own needs, dummy serve your own needs.

AND HE'S WATCHING US ALL WITH THE EYE!! of the tiger.

DISCLAIMER!: I DO NOT OWN EYE OF THE TIGER, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT BY R.E.M., FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT BY THE BEASTIE BOYS, PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY BY THE OFFSPRING, 320 BY PROJECT JENNY PROJECT JAN, OR BUDDY HOLLY BY WEEZER (as i pretty much TOLD you by showing who owns the songs... yeah)

Ok. I was bored. and I like all of those songs. well, in Buddy Holly I only like the part that I wrote here... but the rest of the songs i like. and yesh, kris WILL be known as Dr. Stalker, an author of many famous books, and creator of good sandwiches. :) yep.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

Stalking. 0.0

I'm sure you all know that Rian thinks I'm a stalker... so I'm going to show you one of my OBSERVATION REPORTS from eighth grade. Of subject one. Who that is, you'll never know.

mwahaha...just kidding.

Just to make this clear, I didn't actually stalk anyone. I just noticed them...

Subject 1 Observation 9/24

Before school/ 1st period- NO SIGHTING

2nd period- talked about library

3rd period- talked about bad grades

4th period- seating chart changed. i'm across the room

5th/6th period/atheltics- NO SIGHTING

hallways- walking to 7th grade hallway

   before 4t period

s.1 observed Ri and I talking after school

See, it's not very stalkerish. I don't really have much else to talk about today. I'm gonna go research. And I need to do my math homework.

Which randomly reminded me of Romeo and Juliet.

I think the ending is hilarious. 

Kris.

The Average Person Laughs 13 Times Every Day...

Hello Donut!!
... And Kris and I laughed 535 times today. we are DEFINATELY not average, but then again, we already knew that! It was pretty hilarious... one guy kept making me laugh ON PURPOSE because he WANTED to have a certain number of tallies. i'm sitting there laughing BECAUSE of that... and SOMEONE KEEPS MESSING WITH THE MOUSE BECAUSE i'm typing and it keeps moving, but i unplugged the wi-fi thing for it, so no worries. anyway, today was a pretty hilarious day! i don't know if we're going to count again... but yeah. I know. i'm being random, but aren't i always? true. loti, i'm talking to myself AGAIN now... oh well! ok.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)
psst: and for all of you who are disappointed because i was not posting this ON TIME, i'm sorry for my bad sense of punctuality. loti, that's a funny word...

OMG! I just realized!

Yesterday we beat our Most Hits in one Day Record! The previous record was 31! Yesterday we got 32! Yay! Today is also our two month anniversary! Yay for us!

Just thought I'd share that.

Kris.

random, i know...

Hello Donut!
...but it's true. it says, "Quit your melting, it's only going to get us eaten FASTER". yep. it's totally cool. just because i'm REALLY sick and tired of my homework ALREADY,
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

awesometasticrificfulness...

oh yeah. since Rian lost my crane, she didn't get to hear the words.

awesometastic

specrific

spectastic

awesomerific

aweseomeful

awesomefullness

awesomenessfull

...you get the point. By the way, I made up all these words, so don't say you did...

Cuz that's stealing.

:) I just made a sandwich.

Kris

dreams, homework, STUPID PAPER CRANES, synopsises(synopsi?), and wubzy.

Okay. Since SOMEBODY lost the awesome paper crane I made that had a note in it that took me almost twenty minutes to write and took up the front AND back of sheet of paper, I WON'T tell you about my dream in which I screamed because of a phone call and everything was burning.

That was one long sentence. But since I've already told you about it, and I can't resist, I'll go ahead and give you the synopsis.

Wow. Weird. Wubzy.

Just kidding! I was just thinking about how they were all W words (another W), and wubzy randomly popped into my mind. Now back to the dream.

Ugh. I don't feel like retyping it...I'd rather write it again...

Basically, I was randomly in town and everything was burning(prepare yourself for a runon sentence...because I feel like it), and I walked into a print shop then appeared in my house. Then the phone rang and I answered and this lady asked if it was me, and I said yes, and she was going on about publishing my book and how everyone (FFY!) loved it. Then I screamed.

Then I fainted.

Then we were at school, in the history room, I think, and Rian and I were randomly leaning up against the wall while the teacher was teaching, and I told her(she IS my editor), and we were screaming and jumping up and down, and no one noticed.

How's that for a detailed summary?

Yeah...I've got a biology lab to write, math homework, a math project, an english project, an essay to revise, another english project, but with a group, and a biology worksheet. Then I have to practice this stupid dance because we're presenting it tomorrow, and I've gotta finish my french, and I have a history vocab quiz to study for, and a math test to study for. Both of which are on Rian's birthday, which, in case you didn't know, is on tuesday.

I probably won't be on until 8:30, if not later, and I might not be able to stay very long because I need sleep. Seriously. 

By the way, all this hard work is paying off! I got a 91 on my math test, which brings my grade up from an 88! Yay me! Now to raise the biology grade to an A...As long as I did good on the essay, it should come up.

Okay. I need to get started.

Kris.

so far, 500...

Hello Donut!!
You know how Kris and I always forget to count the number of times we laugh? well, I remembered today, so we started counting. It's a joint count, just because Kris and i always laugh at the same time... yeah. So far, i've got 500... I'm gonna post the total of times we laughed today at 9 tonight... yep. That's really it... til later,
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

I want this to be my Halloween costume next year...

Hello Donut!!
I'm kidding of course, but this person is HILARIOUS!!! i wish i could do something that funny... Thankz so much for sending this to me dad!!! yep. My dad found this, and for that i'm extremely grateful. as you can see, that's SUPPOSED to be Darth Vader... only it's been "done wrong" according to MOST people. I really don't care, i just think it's hilarious. And yes, there IS a stormtrooper next to him that's been cut in half! interesting costume!! :)
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

LOTI!!!

Hello Donut!!
Loti, today we got our first follower!!! Typingtooblivion, thankz so much!!! she has a blog too... check it out! Totally insane... especially since Kris got a fan club today too... loto. Just fyi.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

KFC!

Okay. So we got this awesome comment, and it's about my fan club, KFC. Kris' Fan Club

It's kinda stalkerish, so I'm not gonna post it, but if you can find it, you can read it! Thanks Terri.

Note to Rian: Dieses hatte SO besseres, ein imposterization nicht zu sein. das ist alles, das ich wirklich sagen wollte.

So, thanks KFC members!

Kris.

postscript: can I be an honorary member?

:) Yay! (even though you didn't say yes/no yet)

Kris. again.

awesomest game EVER!!!

Hello Donut!
I really like to play this game... as my friend danielle would put it, "it's mind-bottling". It's a like... an "escape the room" kind of game, i guess... but it's really confusing sometimes, and you kinda have to think a little. Or you could ask me! i've played the game like, 10 times... each after waiting for like, a month or so, so i didn't have it fresh in my mind still. also, the music is AWESOME!! loti, it really is. i LOVE that music. but anyway, just go to THIS SITE and click Enter Motas. (Motas= Mystery Of Time And Space) if u need help, comment or cbox me, or if u know my email email me, or whatever. you could CALL me if u knew my number... yep. so just try it out! use your noggin in a FUN NON-SCHOOL RELATED GAME!!! i promise it's hilarious. and non-school related. what kind of person in their right minds plays a school related game?! ME if it's that awesome squares game... loti. but i promise it's not school related. Try it please!!!
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

hilariousness

okay, so I was reading this manga online, and this girl is playing one of those crane game things. She's trying to get a bear, but she's really bad at it, so she keeps missing. Then this random guy comes up and presses the button. And a bunny comes out. And he goes, "This is it, right?! The one you wanted?!" And she says, "Actually, I wanted the teddy bear."

"WHAT?! THE ONE BESIDE IT?!" And then he's trying to find more money and get her the bear, but he only has dollar bills, so he's going to run off to the bill changer, but his mom drags him off. And the whole time he's like, "Remember me! I'll get it for you!"

It was weird. Remember, he's just some random guy off the street. She's never seen him before.

It was funny.

Kris.

Believe

Hello Donut!

The faces all around me they don't smile they just crack.
Waiting for our ship to come but our ship's not coming back.
We do our time like pennies in a jar,
what are we saving for? What are we saving for?

There's a smell of stale fear that's reeking from our skins.
The BLOGGING! never stops because the BLOGS! absolve our sins.
We sit and grow our roots into the floor,
but what are we waiting for? What are we waiting for?

So give me something to believe, 'cause i am living just to breathe,
and i need something more, to keep on breathing for, so give me something to believe.

Something's always coming, you can hear it in the ground.
It swells into the air, with the rising, rising sound.
And never comes, but shakes the boards, and rattles all the doors,
but what are we waiting for? What are we waiting for?

So give me something to believe, 'cause i am living just to breathe,
and i need something more, to keep on breating for, so give me something to believe.

I'm hiding from some beast, but the beast was always here,
watching without eyes because the beast was just my fear,
That I am just nothing, now that's just what i've become, so what am i waiting for?
What am i waiting for?

So give me something to believe, 'cause I am living just to breathe,
and i need something more, to keep on breathing for, so give me something to believe.

And i need something more, to keep on breathing for, so give me something to believe.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BELIEVE BY BRAVERY, NO MATTER HOW MUCH I LUV THE SONG!!

yep. i know. it's because i'm SO BORED!!! :)
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)
psst: i editted the song, too. just fyi. that'd be hilarious if the song really said blogging though...

I got a workout today

In English, we were supposed to send a representative from our group, and since no one else volunteered, I went. Really, the teacher just wanted us to get paper. The long rolly one...butcher paper. So we get down there, and the door to the cafeteria is locked. So we had to walk around, basically in a gigantic almost complete square. Then, we all get in and everyone's like, "Hey! We need scissors!" So I go BACK upstairs to get scissors, since I didn't want to walk into a random room. Maybe that would have been better though, because I TRIPPED on my way into the room, where the rest of the class was having a discussion. then I couldn't find my scissors, so I had to get them from a random guy. THEN I get back to the cafeteria, after walking ALL the way downstairs and in the square, mind you, and they decide to rip the paper.

But of course, it doesn't end there! I'm walking back upstairs and more people come out of the classroom saying, "Hey! Where's the paper?!"

So I have to walk ALL the way back down and around to help them. THEN MORE people come and I have to help them. Honestly, it made me very mad.

Then, while the people in our group, which includes person 1 and 2 two from the Library Incident, were tracing me, they made it very weird...So I started laughing while laying on the floor, on paper.

It was the weirdest class period of my life.

And really, that's taken up all the space necessary... So I'll be going.

Off to homework land,

Kris.

editted by moi! (i'm rian, by the way...) and i ALSO have homework to do too... UGH! WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!? (that was REALLY dramatic.)

luv this!

Hello Donut!
it has come across our attention that we love this commercial. check it out! this one too. loti. i like the teacher in THIS ONE!
I might add more later. Kris might too.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!)
tZvR (RIAN!! wants some ice cream)

OMC THANKZ SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO

hello donut
SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! OMC U HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE REACHED THE 1000 VIEWERS MARK!!!! WOOHOO FOR US!!! WELL, I GUESS YOU DO KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM SEEING AS I'M CAPZING AT YOU... AND SCREAMING (IN MY MIND) AT THE SAME TIME. YEP. JUST WANTED TO THANK ALL OF YOU OUT THERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD FOR HELPING US GET TO THIS POINT... LOTI IT SOUNDS LIKE I WON A GRAMMY OR AN OSCAR OR SOMETHING... HEHE OK. THANKZ AGAIN!!!
look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

Click HERE

That is the link to the blog of the day award thing. Yay for us! It was just posted today.

Just wanted to let you know,

Kris.

(Why do I always put a period after my name? I'm not a sentence.)

yo

Hello Donut!!
Loti lunch was SOOOOO hilarious today, but i barely remember it. I was laughing too much. As you know, (or SHOULD seeing as kris posted this a while ago), the AVERAGE person laughs only 13 times a day. So far, we always forget to count, which is sad, but we KNOW we laugh more than 13 times... i can't even imagine laughing ONLY 13 times a day... wOw. that'd be too hard. WAY too hard. yep. Ok. I'm bored. but i'm still CkOoLlEe!!! hehe. that says cool. only, i'm too cool to be just cool, so i have to be CkOoLlEe. yep. ok. still bored. so i'm gonna go do my BORING GEOMETRY HOMEWORK!!! ARG!!! :) capzing!
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!! keeps spelling her name with 2 n's. too much looking at kris's writing loti)

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!

When people tell me that they think me writing so much is crazy, I think it's funny. When people tell me that me writing so much is awesome, I Love it! It makes me happy. Okay, so the only reason I'm bringing this up is because on the bus today, I was talking to person1 and person2. So person1 lives down the street from me...He's weird, but for some reason, I end up talking to him alot about writing. Person2 is new. Or at least, I hadn't known him before today. He was funny, and he kept asking me questions, like what was the favorite thing I wrote, and what am I writing now, etc. It was cool...So, I'm going to meet the teacher tonight with my mom, though she's the only one that's going to be meeting the teachers, since I've known them for three weeks already. 

Not much else is going on, so I'm going to randomly decorate this post and I'll see ya later!

Kris

awesome post

Okay. So yesterday my brother and I wanted donuts. I don't know why, but I STILL want them. You'll see why.

So we get to the donut place across the street, and all they have are those sausage roll thingys! (lethologica)

So we got, like five of those... By the way, since I'm bored and procrastinating, I'm going to rant about James.

James is one of my characters. And now I'm really mad because he was trying to break up Rob and Roxie, who are the awesomest fictional characters on the face of the earth, with the exception of Dean and maybe Akio-sama. It made me very mad, which is stupid because I wrote it...So, yeah. I've got to write a bunch because I'm hating this part of the story...Okay. I guess I'll stop. Oh yeah. I was bored, so I put glue on my finger, then when it dried, I pulled it off! Now I have a glue picture of my fingerprint! It's really cool. Try it. If you want to make it different, color your finger with a marker or pen before you put the glue on.

Yay for art projects!

i guess I'd better go,

Kris.

Hello Donut!!

I'm adding to the awesome post too because I'M procrastinating too! and the donuts thing made me remember... Last night before my Orange Girl dream, i'm pretty sure i had something about chocolate donuts. Probably something like a bunch of chocolate donuts flying around in my field of vision, but because i was asleep, i couldn't move to go get one. AND on the way to church, we passed this donut place, and then that reminded me that i wanted donuts... and yesh. so now i want donuts AGAIN!!! arg!! oh well. that's my saying for today. Oh well. yep. because i've been saying it a lot. Ok, i've got lots of coloring to do... I guess i'll go do that now. AGAIN!!!

Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)

tZvR (RIAN!!)

psst: this awesome post is awesome because we were being boring and doing homework and projects and stuff, and it seemed kinda weird seeing as we just won the BOTDA, so yesh. AWESOME! :)

Kristin again.

Okay. So I was helping my mom cook dinner, and I started making this pasta. It's the Suddenly Salad, original. It is awesome. I swear, I ate half of it before I even finished making it. So my mom sent me away. I can eat it cold, hot, or in between. It's best cold,though. Omg. I SO want more. I am totally obsessed with this pasta...

Kris. 

I'm sure she already told you.

but we won blog of the day! How awesome is that?! Some weird stuff happened today, but I forgot most of it, so I'm not gonna tell you...Obvously, because I forgot. I was playing maple story again yesterday and it was fun. Very fun. I got over that stupid gorilla when I realized I had 68,000 mesos. So...yeah. I'm supposed to be having people over today to work on an english project, so i probably won't be on around 3-6 or so. Then I have homework. So I guess I'll see everyone tonight...bye!

Kris

"The Healing Touch"

Hello Donut!!
Title courtesy of Zanna's shop in The Fire Eternal by Chris D'Lacey.
Anyway, we had a veiwer (Korkle) tell us that they read the blog, and it helped them heal their hurts. So I guess our blog has MAGICAL HEALING POWERS!!!! thankz for letting us know, Korkle... otherwise we would have NO CLUE that we were magical. I like being magical. I guess that also means we're funny. Or crazy. Or weird. Or whatever. But we know that, so ok. Glad we could be of assistance, Korkle!!! Thankz for cboxing, by the way... yesh.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RiAN!!) (loti my name is like rain. NO i did NOT just realize that... just pointing it out.)
psst: mahopp is cool, too!!! Sorry about the references you don't get... loti- laughing on the inside, loto- laughing on the outside... that's pretty much it. MR- maximum ride... and some stuff is from Fanfictions... yeah. and i seriously don't know why the sky is yellow, and i'm pretty sure it's not marshmallows on mustard.

OMC!!!! random dreams...

Hello Donut!!
WE WON BOTDA!!!! YAY US!!! for those of you out there who don't know what BOTDA is, it's the BLOG OF THE DAY AWARD!!! WOOHOO!!! we're so awesome!!! so yep. just thought i'd let you know... Ok! post time!!! loti
So I had a dream where i was a super hero (Orange Girl*, to be exact), but no one knew it was me. So in the middle of all my battles, my mom would randomly call me to do something, like wash dishes or vacuum. So i had to "put the battle on pause" or something and run back here, get out of my OG costume, get into normal Rian clothes, do whatever, and then run BACK to the battle and keep fighting. yep. But i'm in a state of Lethologica (loti i actually remembered the word!!) about it, so yesh. I just remember that i woke up, and then went back to sleep and had ANOTHER dream. This dream was about track. All i remember is that it was like, Olympics, but there was some American guy, and a Scottish guy wearing a kilt and long white socks. I mean, yesh, there were other countries, but i don't remember all of them. I think there was like, Sweden, or something like that, but i'm not sure. but anyway, the race started, and the American guy was late. The Scottish guy was in the lead, and everyone else was lagging behind by the time A-guy got there. so he just started running and all the sudden, S-guy TRIPS! and no, it wasn't like, trip and keep going, nor was it like, trip and fall down. it was more like trip, do a front flip and a sommersault, and land on your face kind of trip. And then everyone ELSE started tripping (some of them did cartwheels, too) except the A-guy (idk WHY, and NO it's NOT because I'M in America... at least, i don't THINK it's for that reason, but hey! it's a dream!!) who kept running. My mom woke me up before the lap was over, but the S-guy was still winning, but the A-guy was right behind him, so idk who won. OH WELL!!! :) yep. i'm still so HAPPY that we got the BOTDA!!! The award will go live on Monday... at least, i THINK that's what the post says... take a look! it's the comment on the My favorite letter EVER post... loti i STILL luvluvLUV that letter... hehe.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)

My favorite letter EVER!

Hello Donut!!
This letter is brought to you by: EdwardAddict's The Prank Wars on fanfiction.

‘Dear Person,
I have your pet(s). You will never see it(them) again. They have been stolen.
As for your toast, I have kidnaped it. If you ever wish to see it again, you must bring me a twelve pack of Vault. Pronto. Or the toast gets it!
-With Love,
Patch’

Yep. totally AMAZING, huh? Too bad i didn't come up with it... it DOES sound like something i would come up with though. but i didn't. so ok.
Look out for lemons, hitchhiking forks, and rusty sporks!! (help Spoonman!!)
tZvR (RIAN!!)